Horse Nipple's definitions

Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Piss-cube

An ice cube made of frozen urine.

"There's a Piss-cube in my drink!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Irish Shiner

Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.

"Hey, I gave your wife an Irish Shiner last night."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Ape-ass Crazy

Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing in. That act, my friend, would be ape-ass crazy.

"Heh... Y- y'alls Ape-ass crazy!" - a dude named Billy

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Dropping a Gangster

Taking a humongous shit.

Sometimes to Vanilla Ice's Ice, Ice Baby

"Dude, he's been in there Dropping a Gangster for 30 minutes now."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Mutha fuckin' JAM!

A term used to describe something that is awesome beyond words.

Used in My Way Entertainment's Ghostbusters parody.

Variants include but are not limited to:
Mutha fuckin' JAM!
JAM!
JAM, nigga!
OH,JAM!

Crazy Bastard #1: "Charles Manson was Mutha fuckin' JAM!"
Crazy Bastard #2: "Naw, naw! Jeffrey Dahmer was JAM, nigga!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Chocahol

This is what Chocaholics are addicted to.

"Beware the dangers of consuming large quantities of chocahol."

by Horse Nipple March 10, 2008