Chinese Ass Infection

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.

"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."

by Horse Nipple March 14, 2008

Oklahoma Jellyfish

A used condom, flushed down the toilet that, somehow, made it past the sewage treatment facility, and is floating in the rivers and streams of Oklahoma.

Billy-Bob: "Hey, d'you go fishin' down yonder't tha river?"
Jimmy-James: "Yeah, all I caught was an Oklahoma Jellyfish."

by Horse Nipple August 12, 2009

Ape-ass Crazy

Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing in. That act, my friend, would be ape-ass crazy.

"Heh... Y- y'alls Ape-ass crazy!" - a dude named Billy

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Dropping a Gangster

Taking a humongous shit.

Sometimes to Vanilla Ice's Ice, Ice Baby

"Dude, he's been in there Dropping a Gangster for 30 minutes now."

by Horse Nipple March 14, 2008

Iraqi Root Canal

Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!

Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Irish Shiner

Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.

"Hey, I gave your wife an Irish Shiner last night."

by Horse Nipple March 14, 2008

Chocahol

This is what Chocaholics are addicted to.

"Beware the dangers of consuming large quantities of chocahol."

by Horse Nipple March 11, 2008