Hogger's definitions

Hermonite

NMH student resident to the Mount Hermon campus. Usually a stupid, smelly jock with the brain capacity of an eggplant. The natural rival of the Northfielder.

"A bunch of Hermonites got on the bus and tarded around for the entire ride. I wanted to kill them."

by Hogger April 9, 2005

dogger

someone who wastes a lot of time on the job. Related to the expression "f*******g the dog"

John is a real dogger, he spends all his time talking at the water cooler talking to the girls.

by hogger January 1, 2014

Workjob

Ridiculous 'unique' characteristic of NMH. Students muct complete four hours a week of 'community service' in any number of potential 'fields'. Kitchen, building cleaner, farm, library, mail centre, theatre, and many other possibilities. Pure hell.

"Wait, I can't go to the show tonight; 4-8 workjob in Gould."

by Hogger April 9, 2005

Marquand

Better dining hall on the Northfield campus of NMH. Also a dorm full of horrible girls, (Marquand Girls), who are mostly all vegan.

"Hey, it's Donut Day in Marquand!"

by Hogger April 9, 2005

Roundtop

Place on Northfield at NMH where couples go to have sex. There is a group of pine trees (God knows who planted them there, or why they did) which is quite popular. Don't go in there if you don't want to see used condoms, and smell some pretty gross things. DL Moody and his wife are buried up there, but no one really cares. People pee on them, sometimes.

"How many Northfielders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"None--they screw on Roundtop"

by Hogger April 9, 2005

NMH

A kick-ass school in Mass. filled with druggies and asians.

I am currently a freshman at NMH.

by Hogger February 21, 2005

West Hall

Now called Alumnae Hall (lame...), the big dining hall that serves the entire Mount Hermon campus of NMH. If you look slightly different from the Hermon norm, it's likely that a Hermonite or two will stare at you as you walk in. The journey from door to food is called the Walk, and is feared by many. The food in West is perhaps better than that of Gould or Marquand, but the atmosphere is sorely lacking.

"God damn it, I have to eat in West because of practice today."

by Hogger April 9, 2005