Hogan Torah's definitions

front butt

How a 15 year old girl refers to her genitals when they are trying not to be vulgar.

He asked me to show him my front butt but I did not.

by Hogan Torah October 17, 2020

Fembot

A woman who is perfect. In reality this woman doesn't exist or has to be hiding something. Why would such a perfect woman want anything to do with me? She must be a fembot. Women like this simply don't exist in real life. She might be a cyborg

"How was your honeymoon Austin?"

"Well, it turned out Vanessa was a fembot..."

by Hogan Torah December 29, 2019

Oh Hi Mark

(exclamation) a greeting you say flatly to the person who has been watching you doing something embarrassing.

it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi Mark.

by Hogan Torah October 17, 2020

Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.

This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.

by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020

Hit the drive-thru at Arby's

(verb) the grossest sex euphemism there is.

Arby's roast beef sandwiches are said to bear a resemblance to some women's genitals.

I was finished with the hooker but still had 45 minutes left, so I asked my roommate if he wanted to hit the drive-thru at Arby's.

by Hogan Torah October 21, 2020

GIMP

The worst named piece of open source software ever. Used to manipulate photos by people who don't have a cracked copy of Photoshop 6

Can you Photoshop this picture for me?
I use GIMP.
So can you Photoshop this picture for me?
...Sure

by Hogan Torah October 4, 2021

Looking For Ralph

(verb) Leaving a group to go vomit caused by over consumption of alcohol and/or drugs.

I drank two bottles of Bacardi Limon then went looking for Ralph.

by Hogan Torah February 15, 2021