Definitions by Hogan Torah
Fight Club fired
The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.
Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.
Fight Club fired by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022
GIMP
The worst named piece of open source software ever. Used to manipulate photos by people who don't have a cracked copy of Photoshop 6
Can you Photoshop this picture for me?
I use GIMP.
So can you Photoshop this picture for me?
...Sure
I use GIMP.
So can you Photoshop this picture for me?
...Sure
GIMP by Hogan Torah October 4, 2021
Looking For Ralph
Looking For Ralph by Hogan Torah February 15, 2021
Toaster Fridge
1.(noun) Something useless
2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.
2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.
This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.
Toaster Fridge by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020
Cumception
/𝘬ə𝘮ˈ𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘚𝘏(ə)𝘯/
n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax
n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax
He was determined to make me come I thought I was going to have to pee the bed and say I squirted, but as I was about to pee I had a cumception right before he busted.
Cumception by Hogan Torah October 23, 2020
Hit the drive-thru at Arby's
(verb) the grossest sex euphemism there is.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches are said to bear a resemblance to some women's genitals.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches are said to bear a resemblance to some women's genitals.
I was finished with the hooker but still had 45 minutes left, so I asked my roommate if he wanted to hit the drive-thru at Arby's.
Hit the drive-thru at Arby's by Hogan Torah October 21, 2020
Eel Tickler
1. An imaginary profession where one tickles eels.
2. A profession that you assign to people that indicates you have no idea what they do for a living.
2. A profession that you assign to people that indicates you have no idea what they do for a living.
Cousin Scott? Beats me. Still living somewhere terrible in the Midwest working as a Eel tickler is my guess.
Eel Tickler by Hogan Torah October 20, 2020