Heyitsj000 's definitions

February 15th

February 15th, witch is referred to as "Annoy Squidward Day" is where Spongebob Squarepants annoys his friend, Squidward Tentacles.

February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day. I'm going to ding dong ditch Squidward repeatedly

by Heyitsj000 February 16, 2019

Go to 7/11

Tell someone you're going to 7/11 when you actually drive around to drink and smoke

Hey Jane, I'm gonna Go to 7/11

by Heyitsj000 July 4, 2019

safe lie

A lie that is easy to tell and will not be held against you in the future

The teacher asked me if I was the person who wrote on the wall in the bathroom. I said I did not even though I did. It was a safe lie because she could not prove it was me

by Heyitsj000 July 8, 2019

Snap fam

The people you send streaks to on Snapchat

Good morning Snap fam!

by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2019

The Joe Rogan Experience

A very popular internet podcast hosted by the man of many trades, Joe Rogan. He has over 1,300 episodes of his podcast that can run for hours. His guests can be anyone from a well respected psychologist, to a comedian who can make a mean poop joke. Your grades might be effected from watching too many clips from the show, but what you'll learn is more applicable in the real world.

My favorite podcast by far is The Joe Rogan Experience

by Heyitsj000 November 20, 2019

Sexident

An accident that happens that happens during sex that is gross or leads to an injury

I had a sexident, we fell of of the bed and she landed on my wrist and it broke

by Heyitsj000 March 22, 2019

Lawyer Loyalty

To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law

I have Lawyer Loyalty for John Doe

by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019