Optional

Not mandatory; A decision can be made in this situation.

Watching TV is more often than not optional.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

Confabulation

A speech; discourse.

I fell asleep during his confabulation.

by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004

Don't talk to me

What someone who is clearly defeated in an argument will say to try and end the argument before being beaten even more soundly.

Greg: And that, dipstick, is why rocket shoes will never work.

Bryant: Don't talk to me, loser.

by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004

KC

A city known for barbecued ribs and a love of sports. Also known for being located mostly in Missouri, not Kansas.

I went to KC to meet my grandmother.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

Flag Down

To catch up to and catch the attention of somebody far ahead.

Flag down the ice cream truck, son- We eat like kings tonight!

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

Chicago Cubs

Nomar Garciaparra's team.

The Chicago Cubs finally have a hard-working player who doesn't urinate on his hands.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

Thirteen

A supposedly unlucky number.

I can't touch you! You were born on the thirteenth day of September.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004