Definitions by Herman D. Optional

Chicago Cubs

Nomar Garciaparra's team.

The Chicago Cubs finally have a hard-working player who doesn't urinate on his hands.

Chicago Cubs by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

Thirteen 

A supposedly unlucky number.

I can't touch you! You were born on the thirteenth day of September.

Thirteen by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

Optional 

Not mandatory; A decision can be made in this situation.

Watching TV is more often than not optional.

Optional by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

Flag Down 

To catch up to and catch the attention of somebody far ahead.

Flag down the ice cream truck, son- We eat like kings tonight!

Flag Down by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

KC 

A city known for barbecued ribs and a love of sports. Also known for being located mostly in Missouri, not Kansas.

I went to KC to meet my grandmother.

KC by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

Anti-Choice 

One who is against abortion. The opposite of one who is anti-life.

Almost everyone of the Christian faith is anti-choice.

Anti-Choice by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004

Confabulation

A speech; discourse.

I fell asleep during his confabulation.

Confabulation by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004