mouse off

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

got got

were taken advantage of; were fleeced; were mugged

Dem niggaz got got at the swap meet!

by Herb N. Dictionary October 29, 2002

tons o' fun

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please

I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

hit and run

a meaningless one night stand

I hope you got insurance, bitch, 'cause I'm gonna pull a hit and run on your ass.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

porn storm

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

vurp

a burp laced with a little vomit, usually occurs when you've had one too many and it has become difficult to distinguish between the two

I made it through the whole night without vomiting, not including vurps, of course.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 29, 2002

face paint

make-up

That dirty didn't look so good in the morning after I fucked the face paint off her mug.

by Herb N. Dictionary November 05, 2002