Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hemeroid McGee

Spinch

An illegal immigrant.

That spinch in front of Home Depot built my deck the other day.

Spinch by Hemeroid McGee September 22, 2023

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When a girl becomes so fat, her ass becomes flat. May also transfer fat to the crotch.

Damn, she has hit the plain of fattitude

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The point at which a girl is so fat that her ass becomes flat, additionally that ass fat may transfer to the crotch in some cases.

Damn, Shelley has reached the plain of fattitude.

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You can really see Sally's chiponga in this post.

When a man sticks his dick in a vagina and leaves a nut in to hold the dick inside.

I was out anchoring my girlfriend last night.

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When your dick freezes in the middle of sex.

I had a North Pole last night, never have sex in the snow.

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When you finished shitting and there's no toilet paper.

Always make sure toilet paper or you'll get stranded.

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