Hemeroid McGee's definitions

North Pole

When your dick freezes in the middle of sex.

I had a North Pole last night, never have sex in the snow.

by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016

Chiponga

A crusty teenage vagina

You can really see Sally's chiponga in this post.

by Hemeroid McGee July 9, 2017

Spinch

An illegal immigrant.

That spinch in front of Home Depot built my deck the other day.

by Hemeroid McGee September 22, 2023

Plain of Fattitude

The point at which a girl is so fat that her ass becomes flat, additionally that ass fat may transfer to the crotch in some cases.

Damn, Shelley has reached the plain of fattitude.

by Hemeroid McGee June 3, 2018

Stranded

When you finished shitting and there's no toilet paper.

Always make sure toilet paper or you'll get stranded.

by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016

Anchoring

When a man sticks his dick in a vagina and leaves a nut in to hold the dick inside.

I was out anchoring my girlfriend last night.

by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016

Plain Of Fattitude

When a girl becomes so fat, her ass becomes flat. May also transfer fat to the crotch.

Damn, she has hit the plain of fattitude

by Hemeroid McGee June 4, 2018