A crusty teenage vagina
You can really see Sally's chiponga in this post.
When your dick freezes in the middle of sex.
I had a North Pole last night, never have sex in the snow.
When a man sticks his dick in a vagina and leaves a nut in to hold the dick inside.
I was out anchoring my girlfriend last night.
When you finished shitting and there's no toilet paper.
Always make sure toilet paper or you'll get stranded.
When a girl becomes so fat, her ass becomes flat. May also transfer fat to the crotch.
Damn, she has hit the plain of fattitude
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The point at which a girl is so fat that her ass becomes flat, additionally that ass fat may transfer to the crotch in some cases.
Damn, Shelley has reached the plain of fattitude.
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