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almost a girlfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.
Yeah, she's my girlfond. Its good enough for now.
by Headcircus August 24, 2010

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To re-align your life (goals, intentions, desires) in a way that keeps you walking a straight and narrow path. When we get lost, we get lost in three dimensions, and and lose our orientation. It's a modern-day version of a "mandala" used in eastern culture to balance the elements of your life.
I've been hanging with the wrong crowd lately and losing sight of my dreams. Time to orientify.
by Headcircus February 10, 2008

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It's "metal" in an electro house format. Big room style, big reverb, heavy guitar-like synths. The best example I can think of is the band Savoy from Brooklyn, NY. (A live band trio) If you lookup the track "The Bridge" it pretty much sums up what i think metalectro is.

Sure, its another name, but as an 80s kid growing up with Metallica, Megadeth and death metal, real hardcore metal... as in \m/... it gives me some more stable ground in this crazy edm world. In other words, it makes sense to me.

If these lords of metal shoved their guitars into Ableton Live or Logic, or some other DAW, this might be the result. It isn't as heavy as metal, but more sharp and crisp, with the purpose of filling a very big room.

- DJ Eskape a.k.a. Headcircus
"The Bridge" by Savoy may not be the first and only example, but i think it is a good example of Metalectro
by Headcircus June 08, 2013

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Clone + Enemy. A hater that still realizes that deep down, your all kinds of awesome (which is why they hate you), but they decide to copy everything you do and still hate you at the same time.
I wore this awesome and really unique shirt (nobody else at the time had it) to the club last week, but Mike was there (a hater). He talks crap about me all the time. Next week I went, Mike was wearing the same shirt. He's such a Clonemy
by Headcircus December 02, 2010

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When your freaking out and someone slaps you.
The scene in Airplane, where that woman is freaking out and Leslie Nielsen smacks her. "Get a hold of yourself!" (he gave her the panicure)
by Headcircus January 13, 2009

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Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"
by Headcircus April 23, 2013

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Just one of the guys, who just happens to be really short, a.k.a. "Vertically Challenged". That's all; he's just a short guy that hangs with you and your buddies. If he happens to be a niche beer fanatic, then it's a bonus: a double entendre.

There is nothing in this word that dictates the person's demeanor, so there could be microbros that are jerks, brainiacs, whatever.
The quintessential microbro is Holt Ann Richter, the character from The Cleveland Show. (voiced by Jason Sudeikis) - Holt attempts to be a suave, pop-culture reference-dropping bro, but the effect is undercut by his short stature (he is short enough to be mistaken for a child, as proven by Kendra occasionally referring to him as "the baby man")
by Headcircus March 13, 2013

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