Beginnard: Someone who is just starting at some activity (sports, chess, checkers...) but is completely, utterly, hopeless. (Beginning + Retard)
by Headcircus September 09, 2010
Get the Beginnard mug.What is a circus? It is a company performers/artists of various skillsets that is choreographed, and set usually in a ring or rings.
A headcircus, unlike a headcase, is someone, usually an artist that has multiple skillsets and can easily put them on display for your entertainment.
You may be tempted to think of the circus aspect of this word as a term defining chaos or loss of cognition; when in fact the opposite is true. A circus is an extremely well-choreographed show, with extremely talented individuals performing. The chaos is actually well-controlled.
Another usage of this term is to describe someone afflicted with one or more variations of the affliction ADD (attention deficit disorder) who can use these abilities as a positive instead of a negative (turning a curse into a blessing).
A headcircus, unlike a headcase, is someone, usually an artist that has multiple skillsets and can easily put them on display for your entertainment.
You may be tempted to think of the circus aspect of this word as a term defining chaos or loss of cognition; when in fact the opposite is true. A circus is an extremely well-choreographed show, with extremely talented individuals performing. The chaos is actually well-controlled.
Another usage of this term is to describe someone afflicted with one or more variations of the affliction ADD (attention deficit disorder) who can use these abilities as a positive instead of a negative (turning a curse into a blessing).
by Headcircus January 11, 2009
Get the Headcircus mug.Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
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Get the Ink The Seat mug.A DJP is a dj/producer. There are producers. There are DJs. And there are DJ/Producers who get to spin their own music as well as others. They aren't simply just "DJ XYZ"... The producer credit should be acknowledged.
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Get the DJP mug.The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...
Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.
by Headcircus January 19, 2011
Get the Jesus Duck mug.Nobody Loves Me: The feeling you get when, after a long period of time, you check your email, phone messages, texts and social networking sites only to find no one has sent you anything. (In reality, its only been like a half hour...) Also Nobody Loves You
I took a nap for like 3 hours and when i went to check my phone nobody called or tried to text me. "Nobody Loves Me"
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Get the Nobody Loves Me mug.Slut testing is the act of a male envisioning a newly encountered female in a hardcore porn of his choosing, in his mind. If the outcome of the experience is "Yeah she'd totally do that", then you have a slut. If not, you can bring her home to mom.
I saw this librarian today who I thought could be a total slut, but wasn't sure. So I gave her the slut test and I can just tell she's a total slut.
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