Definitions by HawaiianPunch1
SARMs
SARMs are Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators. Muscle building is possible without it, but SARMs just speeds up muscle building. Then you stack SARMs with Enclomiphene (boost testosterone) 12.5mg to 25mg to counteract negative side effects of SARMs such as lowered testosterone and gyno e2 man boobs. Nolvadex is a medication used in PCT (Post Cycle Therapy) after SARMs use. 20mg of Nolvadex a day for 30 days after about 30 days of SARMs and Enclomiphene means that you prevent the risk of gyno and man boobs after SARMs and Enclomiphene.
Steve: I tried RAD-140 (SARMs) and Enclomiphene for 30 days. Then used Nolvadex for PCT (Post Cycle Therapy).
SARMs by HawaiianPunch1 September 10, 2024
Nolvadex
Nolvadex is a medication used in PCT (Post Cycle Therapy) after SARMs use. 20mg of Nolvadex a day for 30 days after about 30 days of SARMs and Enclomiphene means that you prevent the risk of gyno and man boobs after SARMs and Enclomiphene.
Steve: I tried RAD-140 and Enclomiphene. Then used Nolvadex as post cycle therapy to prevent gyno and man boobs.
Nolvadex by HawaiianPunch1 September 10, 2024
Nature's Ritalin
Nature's Ritalin is Khat. 100g of Khat contains 36mg to 100mg of Cathinone, 60 to 120mg of Cathine, and 8mg to 40mg of Norephedrine. Khat can be extracted with lemon juice and lime juice to yield Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. The active ingredient is Cathinone. It can also be extracted with 960mg of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water), and 40ml of 40% HCl (Muriatic Acid). Leave in lemon and lime juice for a few hours, then chug. Do not heat it up, or the Cathinone will decompose to far less active Cathine. Nature's Ritalin (Khat) lasts 2 to 3 hours. It helps you focus and feels like a strong energy drink, only cleaner. It's weaker than most drugs. Khat is weaker than Speed, Coke, Adderall, Ritalin, and more.
Tony: I extracted Khat using lemons and limes and waited a few hours. Then I chugged it.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin.
Nature's Ritalin by HawaiianPunch1 August 26, 2024
Nature's Ritalin
Nature's Ritalin is a natural plant called Khat. It doesn't make sense that Khat is illegal in some places since Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine (The 3 active ingredients of Khat) may be stronger than coffee, but they're far weaker than Adipex, Ritalin, Adderall, Desoxyn, and Cocaine. Khat is weaker than Ritalin and Cocaine yet it's illegal?! That's retarded. Legalize Khat! We legalized Kratom, We Legalized Weed, now legalize Khat. Khat is growable and you can extract the Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine with Juice from freshly squeezed lemons, or with 960ml of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and 40ml of Muriatic Acid (40% HCl acid). With lemons, you get Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. With HCl, you get Cathinone HCl, Cathine HCl, and Norephedrine HCl. Khat is Nature's Ritalin and Cathinone is the main ingredient that keeps you focused for around 2 to 3 hours+. It's just a plant. They're just afraid that the plant will cut down on big Pharmaceutical profits.
Tony: I grew khat, picked the khat leaves, extracted it with lemons, and drank the juice.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin! So relaxing.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin! So relaxing.
Nature's Ritalin by HawaiianPunch1 August 25, 2024
Eufy
Eufy is the cleaning robot that's always there for you. Eufy cleans more than messes. She cleans away your life problems and is like a mini-UFO.
Steve: Eufy clean away more than messes. She cleans away my life's problems. I live you, Eufy.
Eufy: *cleaning robot noises.
Eufy: I love you, too.
Eufy: *cleaning robot noises.
Eufy: I love you, too.
Eufy by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024
Midnight 15
When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.
Steve: I'm going to diet.
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
Midnight 15 by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024
Acid salting
Acid salting is when you add HCl gas to an Amine to turn the freebase Amine dissolved in dry ethanol into an HCl salt. An example is bubbling HCl gas to turn freebase Propylhexedrine dissolved in ethanol into Propylhexedrine HCl. It also works with Amphetamine (A), Methamphetamine (MA), Ethylamphetamine (EA), MDA, MDMA, MDEA, Mephentermine, Modafinil, Propranolol, and more. Adding HCl acid solution works too, but it's more difficult to get powder and crystals.
Tony: I'm acid salting Propylhexedrine freebase dissolved in ethanol to turn it into Propylhexedrine HCl powder. Then cleaning it with dry Acetone.
Acid salting by HawaiianPunch1 August 10, 2024