HawaiianPunch1's definitions

It's the tryptophan!

"It's the tryptophan!" is a phrase that is said by someone who has taken Modafinil and Red Bull during Thanksgiving when everyone is eating Turkey that contains Tryptophan and are also eating rice and corn and salad and pie and flan and lasagna and soda. Then during a superhero movie or a movie about aliens or maybe a cartoon, your family starts sleeping and then you say "It's the Tryptophan!" since Tryptophan makes you sleepy.

Mom: Cooks turkey.

Dad: sets the table and gets the soda.

Brothers: sits down.

You: *has a Redbull and a Modafinil.
Everyone: Eats Thanksgiving meal.

Everyone: *watches movie and starts falling asleep.

You: It's the Tryptophan!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 14, 2023

Dweebilly

A dweebilly is a combination of a dweeb and a hillbilly. Dweebs are dick with eyebrows. They are people who look like a walking penis because they're ugly. Hillbillies are people who live in the south with dirt roads and they make Moonshine and some Hillbillies try mountain dew, blue speed, and Modafinil. A dweebilly drives in trucks through dirt roads, drink mountain dew, try blue speed and Modafinil, look like a dick with eyebrows, and make Moonshine. Some are college educated and most are only high school educated and some only try one or two years of college. Some Dweebillies hillbilly rig stuff. Most are good at making Moonshine without methanol in it and test their Moonshine strength by shaking it and staring at it and test Moonshine for methanol by adding boric acid and burning it. If it burns green, it has methanol and not good to drink.

Daniel: I burned Moonshine and it the flame burned yellow and blue but not green. So it doesn't have methanol. I distilled it, added it to fruit punch, and threw a party and drank some fruit punch spiked with Moonshine.

Stan: You dweebilly!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023

Fluoritalin

Fluoritalin is 4F-MPH, or 4-Fluoromethylphenidate. Fluoritalin is stronger than Ritalin and is fluorinated Ritalin.

Oral Dosage
Threshold
< 5 mg
Light
5 - 10 mg
Common
10 - 15 mg
Strong
15 - 20 mg
Heavy
20 mg +
Duration
Total
4 - 8 hours
Onset
30 - 60 minutes
Peak
2 - 4 hours
Offset
1 - 2 hours
After effects
5 - 10 hours

Tyler: I took 15mg of Fluoritalin (4F-MPH, 4-Fluoromethylphenidate) and 2 beers and made 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate) in my body. I got high.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 17, 2023

Vitamin P

Vitamin P stands for Propranolol. It's useful for trauma, anxiety, and PTSD.

I just took some Vitamin P (Propranolol).

by HawaiianPunch1 July 6, 2024

Floobs

Floobs are flat boobs. Tiny boobs on a woman.

That woman isn't sexy! She only has floobs!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 3, 2022

Yofurt

Yofurt is fake yogurt. It is yogurt that comes from non animal sources. While cow ygurt and goat yogurt is yogurt, plant based yogurt is considered yofurt. An example or yofurt is oat yogurt.

Mangina: I'm eating yofurt!

Normal Person: What a mangina!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023

BEC-J

A BEC-J (Pronounced Beck Jay, or Bee Ee See Jay) is a Bacon Egg and Cheese sandwich with Jalapeños!

Logan: I'll have a BEC-J

Miguel (the deli guy): Give me a few minutes.

*A few minutes later.

Miguel: Here's your Bacon Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!

Logan: Thanks!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022