A Eufy is the best cleaning device ever! It'
s like a mini-UFO! Eufy is the best! It cleans more than messes. It can solve all of life's problems. If urban
dictionary doesn't add this definition, it has Awful lot of
ADHD!
Steve the
alien: Eufy is awesome! It cleans everything and it'
s so cool and everything! Eufy cleans more than messes! It cleans mental problems, insecurities, world hunger, and more. Eufy is the best!
Eufy: *goes around making engine noises of
happiness.
Steve the alien: Eufy! :D
Eufy: You don't need others trying to steal your cash. I'm here.
*engine noises.