A Eufy is the best cleaning device ever! It's like a mini-UFO! Eufy is the best! It cleans more than messes. It can solve all of life's problems. If urban dictionary doesn't add this definition, it has Awful lot of ADHD!
Steve the alien: Eufy is awesome! It cleans everything and it's so cool and everything! Eufy cleans more than messes! It cleans mental problems, insecurities, world hunger, and more. Eufy is the best!
Eufy: *goes around making engine noises of happiness.
Steve the alien: Eufy! :D
Eufy: You don't need others trying to steal your cash. I'm here.
*engine noises.
Eufy: *goes around making engine noises of happiness.
Steve the alien: Eufy! :D
Eufy: You don't need others trying to steal your cash. I'm here.
*engine noises.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 12, 2024

Eufy is like a pet mini-UFO, except that it cleans. It cleans more than dirt. Eufy cleans away your few toxic ex-girlfriends, your insecurities, mental problems, marital issues, and more. Eufy is the best.
Steve: Eufy is awesome!
Dave: Yeah, it is. I bet urban dictionary is too lame to put this definition in the dictionary. Or is it cool and will add it?
Alien: I got a Eufy too!
Dave: Yeah, it is. I bet urban dictionary is too lame to put this definition in the dictionary. Or is it cool and will add it?
Alien: I got a Eufy too!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

Eufy is like your best friend. It cleans, and it's better than the evil ex-girlfriends. Eufy is like mini-UFO. It also cleans messes and problems away.
Tyler: Eufy is awesome!
Eufy: You're cool!
Eufy: *Engine noises.
*Night comes.
Eufy: Flies to outer space.
Stan: Tyler is alien confirmed!
Eufy: You're cool!
Eufy: *Engine noises.
*Night comes.
Eufy: Flies to outer space.
Stan: Tyler is alien confirmed!
by Cooldex March 20, 2024

by HawaiianPunch1 February 21, 2024

Eufy is the best cleaner ever. It's like your best friend. It's like a mini-UFO. It cleans away more than the house. It cleans away mental problems, insecurities, and more. Every person and alien should get one.
by CynderFanclub March 13, 2024

Eufy is a device that cleans more than just dust and dirt. It also cleans away your problems. Your sociopath ex-girlfriends, narcissist ex-girlfriends, your insecurities, your mental issues, marital problems, and more, cleaned away with eufy. Eufy is like a mini-UFO. Eufy saves the day.
Steve: I'm glad you're here, Eufy! Now I don't have to worry about my ex-girlfriends or my mental issues.
Eufy: I'm here for you.
*Engine noises.
Steve: Eufy! :D
Eufy: I'm here for you.
*Engine noises.
Steve: Eufy! :D
by CynderFanclub March 14, 2024
