Gym

A place where you go to do exercises and work out,

A place where fat people go to try and loose weight,

A place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back

A place for posers
Lets go to the gym I wanna flex my muscles and lift them weights to proove I'm the toughest and bulkiest man down the gym
by Harry69 February 20, 2011
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Chav

Council House And Violent, British youths aged 10-25 who wear hats peaked up at 90 degree angles wear nike or adidas track pants nike shoes ride around on small motorbikes through their housing estates always up to no good drinking liquor in the parks smoking joints harassing people walking bye by saying stuff to them or giving them dirty looks they steal cars litter the place and are always on the run from cops
There was so many chavs today down the town this whole town is infested with them
by Harry69 August 03, 2010
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Chav

"Council House And Violent"

British teenagers and lower income families dole scroungers who mostly all come from council estates,Their uniform consists off trackpants and hoodies and little shitty baseball caps when it's summer they like to wear vests along with their trackies,They also like to wear Jewellery such as sovereign rings and knecklaces and never take their baseball caps off,The teenagers like to hang out in parks alleys shopping centres and their group usually consists off 6+,They like to shop lift intimidate people and use alot off foul language,They are disrespectful to the elderly and usually can be found travelling on the public transport systems or if they have or can afford their own means off travel usually travel in little novas or if they are drug dealer chavs they roam about in wrx's,Their girlfriends are called chavettes they usally have orange faces big ear rings chew gum and have a foul mouth on them,Most usually have their first child by 17,The older generation off chavs in the 25+ mark are usually all unemployed overweight wear baseball caps and clothes from the late 90's are unshaven and still act like they are 18,Most are addicted to dope or cocaine,The older generation off chavettes are usually big fat mammas with foul mouths and 3 kids to 3 different dads,The half decent looking ones are shagging the top drug dealer and getting all his money so she can keep herself looking good and support her bastard children,CHAVS are the biggest bunch off losers in Britain
"Those friggin chavs are all hanging out at the shops man"

"Chavs jumped my mate last week"

"See the fight between the Chavs and the hippies?"

"Get a job you low life chav"

"Hahaha that girls an orange face" "Yeah stupid chav"
by Harry69 February 07, 2008
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Armchair fan

Some one who claims to be a mad football fanatic and follows a team but never goes to watch them play they watch them from the comfort of their armchair, they mostly follow teams like Manchester United Chelsea Arsenal or Liverpool
Armchair fan:Yeahhhhhhh Liverpool won 5-2 against Fulham yeah go the reds

Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?

Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"

Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"
by Harry69 May 12, 2011
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Hood

Street slang to describe "neighbourhood"

Some-one who always wears hoodies

Belfast slang to describe a street thug
"What hood you from?"

"Yeah I know him he's a hood"

"Up the hoods"
by Harry69 June 29, 2009
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Whipped

When a guy is controlled by his girlfriend and he has to ask his girlfriend for permission to go out with his male friends or she just basically controls him with what he can and can't do
Mike:Can I go out tonight with the boys Lisa"?

Lisa:"As long as you text me every 20 minutes and are home by 930"

Mikes friends:"Haha Mike is so whipped by Lisa you know he has to ask her can he go out tonight with us and if she lets him out he has to be home early dude he's so whipped"

Lisa: "Your late I told you 930 it's 10pm no sex for you tonight or the next 3 months"

Mike:"It's not as if you have sex with me anymore anyway,I'm sorry baby I'll never go out again"
by Harry69 December 19, 2010
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Swingers

Couples who like to participate in sexual activities with other couples or single males or females
Swinger 1:"Hey I'll shag your wife tonight and you shag mine?"

Swinger 2:"Hell yeah sounds good to me I love this swingers lifestyle"

Couple:So your single do you fancy a threesome with us tonight?

Single guy/girl:Oh yes please would love to play with you two
by Harry69 September 27, 2010
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