Harry69's definitions

Facebook poke

When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk

Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"

Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?

Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you

Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life

by Harry69 March 8, 2011

UFF

Loyalist paramilitary organisation in Northern Ireland the UFF(Ulster Freedom Fighters) is the killer wing of the UDA(Ulster Defence Association)

UFF C-COY 2ND BATTALION

"The UFF are a ruthless and vicious killing machine"

by Harry69 June 29, 2009

Hoodlum

Term used to describe a small time gangster

Hoodlums are just hoodlums they go around getting drunk & trashing the place they aint no real time gangsters they're just small time

by Harry69 June 29, 2009

Lad

A British & Irish word used to describe a male aged between 9-30 years old or depending what way you use the word it can also be from 0-9 years old

"Where having a lads night this friday you up for it?"

"Those young lads are up to mischiff"

"My wife just gave birth to a wee lad"

by Harry69 August 3, 2007

Copycat

Some-one who copies you in everything you do like copies your dress sense(fashion) your sense of humour(Steals your jokes) Steals your pick up lines and one worders,Then they act like they didn't copy you or steal your style and personality but to you and others it is so obvious

"Look at her she's such a copycat she copied that word of me that was my word then she is going around saying it all the time & acting like she was the one made it up she's taking the credit for my word that friggin copycat"

"She stole my joke that stupid copycat"

"Look at that copycat what he is wearing it's like he so wants to be me, get your own style and fashion you copycat"

Guy1:"I shaved my head last week then this week he has shaved his"

Guy2:"He's such a copycat it's so obvious he wants to be like you"

by Harry69 January 16, 2011

Tout

Slang word used in Northern Ireland to describe informants who give the police and army information on suspected terrorists and people involved in terrorist activities

"TOUTS BEWARE"(Graffity that is seen in quite a few areas of Belfast)

"Johnny is a tout he has been working for special branch the whole time"

"Your a 10 quid tout you would sell your neighbours out anyday of the week you bastard"

by Harry69 January 12, 2009

cougar

A woman 35+ who is divorced or single and is always on the lookout for a new man or bonking buddy mostly seen at bars and clubs with other cougars usually has a few younger males sniffing around her

"Look it's the cougar brigade"

"Your mums a cougar"

by Harry69 June 29, 2009