Harry69's definitions
When a guy is controlled by his girlfriend and he has to ask his girlfriend for permission to go out with his male friends or she just basically controls him with what he can and can't do
Mike:Can I go out tonight with the boys Lisa"?
Lisa:"As long as you text me every 20 minutes and are home by 930"
Mikes friends:"Haha Mike is so whipped by Lisa you know he has to ask her can he go out tonight with us and if she lets him out he has to be home early dude he's so whipped"
Lisa: "Your late I told you 930 it's 10pm no sex for you tonight or the next 3 months"
Mike:"It's not as if you have sex with me anymore anyway,I'm sorry baby I'll never go out again"
Lisa:"As long as you text me every 20 minutes and are home by 930"
Mikes friends:"Haha Mike is so whipped by Lisa you know he has to ask her can he go out tonight with us and if she lets him out he has to be home early dude he's so whipped"
Lisa: "Your late I told you 930 it's 10pm no sex for you tonight or the next 3 months"
Mike:"It's not as if you have sex with me anymore anyway,I'm sorry baby I'll never go out again"
by Harry69 December 20, 2010
Get the Whippedmug. When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk
Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
by Harry69 March 8, 2011
Get the Facebook pokemug. Some one who claims to be a mad football fanatic and follows a team but never goes to watch them play they watch them from the comfort of their armchair, they mostly follow teams like Manchester United Chelsea Arsenal or Liverpool
Armchair fan:Yeahhhhhhh Liverpool won 5-2 against Fulham yeah go the reds
Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?
Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"
Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"
Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?
Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"
Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"
by Harry69 June 6, 2011
Get the Armchair fanmug. Word used to describe people of Lebanese background in Australia or anyone with black hair and olive skin who wears a white nike hat nike tn shoes and a lonsdale singlet
"Why are lebs always wearing Tn's and Lonsdale clothing"
Guy:"My mate was gang bashed last night"
other guy": "Bloody lebs"
Guy:"My mate was gang bashed last night"
other guy": "Bloody lebs"
by Harry69 November 12, 2009
Get the Lebsmug. Person 1:"Look at the loner over there hasn't he got any friends"?,
Person 2: "I tried to make friends with him yesterday but he comes across as a weirdo so I'm staying away
"They say the kid that shot up the school was a loner with no friends and was picked on most of his schooling life
Person 2: "I tried to make friends with him yesterday but he comes across as a weirdo so I'm staying away
"They say the kid that shot up the school was a loner with no friends and was picked on most of his schooling life
by Harry69 May 10, 2011
Get the Lonermug. Some one who goes to the gym everyday
Some one who continually post statuses on their facebook that they are at the gym
Some one who continually post statuses on their facebook that they are at the gym
Facebook status "Yeah pumping iron at the gym"
Facebook reply comment "You're such a gym rat"
E.G 2:"Claudia is at the gym everyday she's turning into a gym rat"
E.G 3"I don't care if you go to the gym everyday I go 2 days a week like you're suppose to not everyday like you you gym rat"
Facebook reply comment "You're such a gym rat"
E.G 2:"Claudia is at the gym everyday she's turning into a gym rat"
E.G 3"I don't care if you go to the gym everyday I go 2 days a week like you're suppose to not everyday like you you gym rat"
by Harry69 October 26, 2011
Get the Gym Ratmug. Someone who drinks alcohol everyday of the week from morning to night,
Someone who is dependant on alcohol they can hold down a job and family but needs to drink in order to feel calm and normal
Someone who is dependant on alcohol they can hold down a job and family but needs to drink in order to feel calm and normal
You drink everyday of the week but you claim your not an alcoholic?
My dads an alcoholic he drinks everyday of the week.
"Why did your mum and dad divorce" ?" Becuase my dad was an arrogant self centered heartless alcoholic who only cared about himself"
Alcoholics are not people you see in the street with ripped clothes and holding a bottle of vodka they can be family men laywers police officers school teachers it is an awful thing alcoholism and destroys peoples and families lives
My dads an alcoholic he drinks everyday of the week.
"Why did your mum and dad divorce" ?" Becuase my dad was an arrogant self centered heartless alcoholic who only cared about himself"
Alcoholics are not people you see in the street with ripped clothes and holding a bottle of vodka they can be family men laywers police officers school teachers it is an awful thing alcoholism and destroys peoples and families lives
by Harry69 October 26, 2010
Get the Alcoholicmug.