Harry flashman's definitions

bazooka breath

Bad oral hygiene that when expelled on to another will etch the enamel off their teeth too.

Oswaldo gave me a skin rash this morning at work from his bazooka breath.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

breff

Bad breath

Oswaldo got breff.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

holy fucking shit

An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.

Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

shiznay

Hebrew slang for foreskin.

After the chituch at Lukes bris the mohel grafted the shiznay to his bifurcated upper lip.

by Harry Flashman July 8, 2003

deadbeat dad

An irresponsible father who hasn't the decency to do his moral, legal and ethical duty to support his child or at least to offer token payments of child support according to what he can afford or explain why not and what his plan is to make it up in the future.

I wish my former son-in-law wasn't a deadbeat dad and that the next time he wanted to get a body piercing he'd send that money to his son.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

license to steal

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

megaheinous

Hugely hideous and repulsive.

Rob, you megaheinous shitweasel...long time no see.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003