Spelled "panhandle", a single word, its meaning changes to a geographic description of Northwest Florida or Western Oklahoma, both of which are populated by goobers, rednecks and jus' plain folks.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

by harry flashman August 16, 2003

The act of not leaving your testicles to anyone in your will, but rather desiring they be buried with you.
They may not be much use at my age but by God as sure as they hang to my kneecaps I'm going to die intestate and take them with me.
by harry flashman July 21, 2003

by harry flashman July 09, 2003

n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.
All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.
by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003
