catshit and apple butter

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.
by harry flashman July 06, 2003
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serious emotional trauma

While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.
Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
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aw shit

n. A military term for a reprimand or ass-chewing.
All it takes is one "aw shit" to wipe out a career of "atta boys".
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
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suction

Having the quality of sucking.
Thank you so much, Ferndock, for your input...management values worker innovation, your idea has suction.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
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turtle

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity
I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
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spam scam

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.
Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003
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flambuoyant

To have the qualities of a showy, cheerful flamer pushing upwards, straining the bounds of propriety.
Eduardo, possessed of an effervescent and flambuoyant personality, was dissuaded by Coach Melvin from attended football try-outs and was redirected to the cheerleading squad.
by harry flashman August 20, 2003
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