Harry Flashman's definitions

Fists of Fury

1971 Bruce Lee epic motion picture about Kung-Fu and masturbation.

Bruce Lee, starring as Cheng Chao-an said to Hsiu Chen, "Beat it or I will kill you right now", thus was born Fists of Fury.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

Redneck

A charming, unpretentious Southern gentleman of humble origin and possessed of old-fashioned values.

Leon, a Redneck from Chumuckla, told Bubba not to talk 'bout his mamma like that lest he have to rip off his neck and shit down the hole.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

breff

Bad breath

Oswaldo got breff.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

greenteeth

A manifestation of poor dental hygeine.

Though technically accurate, the diagnosis of Bubbas dating problem was greenteeth, but in fairness to Bubba it should have been diagnosed greentooth.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

civil engineer

A polite train driver.

Karen is a civil engineer.

by harry flashman August 30, 2003

cattywumpus

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.

Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

dianetics

A nervous twitch that Diane Feinstein gets when she spins the truth in political speeches.

Senator Feinstein got that dianetics again...she must be talking about gun control.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003