Harry Flashman's definitions

infeminate

To cause to take on feminine characteristics.

Bubba was synchonizing the cow's estrus cycles in order to artificially inseminate them but the cow lurched in the head catch and he shot 10cc's of Ludalice into his thumb and now wondered if it was going to infeminate him.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

howdy

The first name of Mr Dooty, a former TV personality and marionette in the 1950's who was driven into obscurity, alcohol abuse and an early death after being arrested by the House UnAmerican Activities Committee(HUAC) for being a suspected fellow traveler with the Communist Party.

Senator Joe McCarthy relentlessly interrogated Howdy Dooty about the Communist Party pulling strings and making him dance like a puppet.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

commiepinkofag

A catchall insult in the 1950's and early 60's that could come attached with a beating or dossier; usually said to or about out-of-staters, folks in need of a haircut, or people who were different.

Lookie there, Leon, a New York plate, must be a commiepinkofag.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

shoebomb

What was at first thought to be one of the dumbest attempts at terrorism perpetrated by a big goofy halfwit is now hailed as a stroke of genius in terms of real inconvenience to the American people who now, 85 year old grandmother, servicemen in uniform and Joe Sixpack must remove their shoes for inspection in order to board a plane.

Thanks to the advent of the shoebomb, airport screeners get to target fat guys with short arms and good looking women with lots of cleavage to bend over and remove their shoes.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

fastidious

To be a lover of breasts but very critical and not easy to please.

Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

kkkill

A command to an attack dog to kill by a stutterer.

"Kkkill, Sp-Sp-Spot," said Jethro.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

hacker

A pet or friend who coughs up hairballs.

Fluffy was a longhaired Persian who was also a hacker; the relationship was illfated.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003