soup sandwich

A baseline reference of how screwed up someone or something is.
Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."
by harry flashman July 23, 2003
mugGet the soup sandwichmug.

whoa

Whoa, bazooka breath, I'm not taking any complaints today.
by harry flashman July 26, 2003
mugGet the whoamug.

ration of shit

Zip it, scumweasel...if I want a ration of shit out of you I'll squeeze your head.
by harry flashman August 02, 2003
mugGet the ration of shitmug.

holyfuckingshit

Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.
by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003
mugGet the holyfuckingshitmug.

iaintdunnit

A categorical denial said immediately after the discovery of wrongdoing but before accusations have been made...an admission of guilt.
Everbody knowed Bubba stolt Cooters moonpie as soon as Bubba said, "iaintdunnit".
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
mugGet the iaintdunnitmug.

catshit and apple butter

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.
by harry flashman July 06, 2003
mugGet the catshit and apple buttermug.