Harry Flashman's definitions

californicated

Having acquired a liberal, transparent, plastic West-coast world view that values flat abs, trendy fashion and image over substance and character.

Those Baldwins used to be such nice boys...their mama was so proud. Now just look at them, the way they carry on. I think they got californicated.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

jockular

One who is fond of being athletic.

Bubba is a jockular fellow who pops steroids like M&M's and must not be angered at all costs.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

Contemporaneous

To show disrespect or contempt for; spoken usually by rednecks with their GED's.

The judge sed I wuz contemporaneous at my bond hearing and dint gimme no bail.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

lame

Fabric interwoven with metal wire.

Airman First Class Lawrencio wore silver lame undershorts, prefering it to kevlar for comfort and style.

by harry flashman January 7, 2007

porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

greenteeth

A manifestation of poor dental hygeine.

Though technically accurate, the diagnosis of Bubbas dating problem was greenteeth, but in fairness to Bubba it should have been diagnosed greentooth.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

infeminate

To cause to take on feminine characteristics.

Bubba was synchonizing the cow's estrus cycles in order to artificially inseminate them but the cow lurched in the head catch and he shot 10cc's of Ludalice into his thumb and now wondered if it was going to infeminate him.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003