skint back

Redneck for "ready for action" or "ready to make speed." (An allusion to retracting the foreskin in uncircumsized males before action.)
Cleotis heard the Yankee accent and was skint back and started looking around for a pool cue. After the bar brawl Cleotis jumped in his Firebird and had it skint back doing 90 up Highway 31.
by harry flashman July 29, 2003
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nugget

"Thanks for the nugget on Imclone", said Martha, not knowing that the phone was tapped.
by harry flashman July 22, 2003
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nugget

A newly commissioned Naval Ensign, recognized by the prominently displayed shiny gold bars on his collar. Known for his/her eagerness, inexperience and folly.
We need someone to sign for all those missing 5"54 caliber white phosphorous shells...go get the nugget, Ensign Lemming.
by harry flashman July 21, 2003
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cods

Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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vienna sausages

A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.
Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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megaheinous

Hugely hideous and repulsive.
Rob, you megaheinous shitweasel...long time no see.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
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ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.
Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003
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