Harry Flashman's definitions

theology

The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.

Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.

by harry flashman July 18, 2003

bumrush

What happens to a street punk and gansta wannabe in the shower on his first day in prison.

Jerome, aka: Killa-J, was gayly welcomed into the brotherhood of fellow inmates in a ceremony called bumrush.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

hermatile

Acting disproportionately crazy to a situation; running amok and generally reacting badly

Percival went hermatile when his tuna sandwich came up missing from the snack room refrigerator and had to be sedated and take a paid day off.

by harry flashman July 7, 2003

Afrocentrist

An ethnocentrist whose fixation happens to be things African.

An Afrocentrist excludes the significance of Albanian culture and its impact on Peruvian haiku much like the Sinocentrist does.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

drop

To give birth.

Tammyjo was ready to drop her third cyhild

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

futz

To dawdle or waste time.

Don't futz around. Get back to work.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

scumweasel

A lying, conniving sociopath. A person not to be trusted. A douchebag in sheep's clothing.

I should have known better, he was in politics before he became a salesman...what a scumweasel.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003