Harry Flashman's definitions

#10 buttplug

A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.

I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

organism

A redneck colloquialism for orgasm.

I'm takin' Vernell mugboggin' and after I'm get me a organism behind the Whattaburger.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

plums

The masculine anal equivalent of female cherries.

Our advice to new inmates here at Attica is to safeguard their plums.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

Weltangschlong

1. A world sized erection. 2. A variation of the German word for "world view", meaning one views the world from his solitary, nether eye.

1. I woke up this morning with a blue-veined Weltangschlong. 2. Women shouldn't judge me....it's my Weltangschlong, I can't help it.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

ringknocker

A military service academy graduate.

To convey to all those present that he was a West Point graduate, Major Talliafero lightly rapped his ring on the wooden conference table signaling to all present that did not already know so from toilet paper stuck to his shoe that he was a ringknocker, and thus worthy of respect.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

bites the hairy banana

To suck

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

SLJO

Military acronym for Shitty Little Jobs Officer.

Ensign Velloquette was SLJO and his duties included postal audit, narcotics inventory/control, wardroom mess caterer, welfare and recreation fund audit, cash count inventory for the disbursing officers petty cash fund, enlisted linen supply serial number accounting, galley bean count, stadimeter calibration committee chairman, audio/visual tape inventory, small arms ammunition audit, fuel and lube oil testing program review board, nuclear weapons shelf life review and disposal board, mercury, polychlorinatedbiphenels, and berylium oxide storage and disposal board. Ensign Velloquette felt overwhelmed and underconfident his first day aboard USS Flounder (DD-666)

by harry flashman July 15, 2003