Harry Flashman's definitions

syphilis

What you know you have when your Wasserman test comes back positive.

I don't need no Wasserman test for syphilis, all I gots is what the doctor says is paresis.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

gigundy

Larger.

Dammit, Ferndock...I can't calibrate the fuzing mechanism for a 200KT nuclear weapon with a 7/16th box end wrench...gimme the gigundy one.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

witherwanded

Impotent or limpdicked.

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

mudshovel

A person who will eat anything.

Bubba's a mudshovel...I seen him eat a 3 day old tuna sannitch.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

monolog

A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.

I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

uulate

What Fatima trills to Hakim when he is not on time. Derived from ululate.

"Hakim, uulate!", trilled Fatima.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

fuckload

Lesser known synonym for shitload, meaning very many, a whole bunch of or scads of.

That's a fuckload of gasoline you are using to get that brush pile started, Bubba...careful about that little bit you spilled on your cods.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003