Definitions by Harry Flashman

schnikes 

East European beet pancakes.

Leon bought a SCHNIKES-R-US franchise and knew he'd make his first million by age 30.

schnikes by harry flashman October 23, 2003

baby hog 

A person who monopolizes someone else's infant, usually a mother-in-law or grandmother who believes the parent or parents undeserving of the child.

"God, what a baby hog," said Gretchen, "She's all over that kid like a hound with a ham bone."

baby hog by harry flashman October 11, 2003

schlobber 

One who schlobs.

Rob was called a schlobber behind his back, which was unfair, as he'd only done it once and didn't like it.

schlobber by harry flashman October 11, 2003

prunish 

Having the looks and laxative qualities of prunes.

LaTyscha was a prunish woman whose visage turned stomachs and loosened bowels.

prunish by harry flashman October 9, 2003

kielbasa breath 

Afflicted with phallitosis.

Yo, kielbasa breath, brush your teeth after dating or step back a few feet to continue this conversation.

kielbasa breath by harry flashman October 9, 2003

Mondo 

A time-share condo.

Prunella went to Miami and stayed in her cousin's mondo.

Mondo by harry flashman September 18, 2003

klugle 

The type of phlegm coughed up by a Klansman after smoking unfiltered Lucky Strikes for 30 years.

Conrad hacked up a huge pulsating klugle with veins in it after discovering that the previous patient on the dialysis machine was Afro-American and Medicare wouldn't do anything about it.

klugle by harry flashman September 18, 2003