316 definitions by Harry Flashman

boffum

What a greedy redneck says when given a choice to have a pack of cigarettes or a six-pack of beer.

Gimme boffum.

by Harry Flashman July 15, 2003

shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.

by Harry Flashman July 10, 2003

schnikes

East European beet pancakes.

Leon bought a SCHNIKES-R-US franchise and knew he'd make his first million by age 30.

by Harry Flashman October 23, 2003

morpho

An evolving mofo.

I thought things were as bad as they could get and just as soon as I thought I could tolerate this shithole excuse for a political party they let Teddy Kennedy go morpho on us and nominate Hillary Clinton.

by Harry Flashman July 17, 2003

take a dump

The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.

Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!

by Harry Flashman July 13, 2003

crapola

Possibly derived from the phrase "doesn't know shit from shinola" wherein shit = crap and shinola morphed into crapola; crapola means crap.

Crapola, my Wasserman test came back positive.

by Harry Flashman July 15, 2003

yafuckinhoo

An avowal of minimal excitement.

Yafuckinhoo, 537 on my SAT...let's go celebrate at Chucky Cheese.

by Harry Flashman July 4, 2003