take a dump

The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.
Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
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ass rash

A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.
Watch out for Ken...he's got an ass rash and is gonna be hard to get along with today.
by Harry Flashman August 31, 2004
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caps

1. Covers or completes. 2. Head gear. 3. Gel-encapsulated medication. 4. Noisemakers for toy guns.
1. Getting arrested for multiple felonies caps a 30 year political career. 2. Rodney had a hard time finding caps in size #6. 3.Give me two Alleve caps, I have to go satisfy a high maintenance client. 4.I think the CPSC has outlawed caps.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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horrorscope

The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.
I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last week...no cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.
by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
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blinkage

A nervous tic of the eyelid.
You could tell from Bill's blinkage that he was lying about never having sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
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chaste

Having preserved one's virtue by not having sex.
Jolene was a good girl by Arkansas standards, she'd been chaste by her male kinfolks but had never been caught.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
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peckerbreath

n. Characterized by having phallitosis.
Rob has the worst case of peckerbreath I have ever encountered.
by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003
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