Harry's definitions

one man band

My mate Derik is in a one man band he's the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, bassoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, Alphorn, Baritone, didgeridoo, Sackbut, Trumpet, Trombone, Fiddle and Violin, Accordion and Pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle shell, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his ass

by harry July 19, 2003

vertebrate

an animal with a back bone

humans

by Harry July 2, 2003

Plostractis

the hanging mass that often sways just between the knees of morbidly obeise females.

Your momma is so fat she nearly trips on her own plostractis

by Harry April 16, 2003

flog

the act of smacking your significant other in the head with your penis.

The whore liked being flogged as she came.

by harry January 21, 2003

lickalotopus

a lesbian dinosaur

The lickalotopus wants you for a mate.

by harry January 21, 2003

megasoreass

A species of dinosaur that prefers to take it in the ass.

Look at he gaping hole on the megasoreass.

by harry January 21, 2003

penitentiary darts

many prison inmates whacking off on a cracker, the last one to perform this action eats the cracker

Timothy McVeigh now gets to enjoy the pleasure and nutritional factors of playing penitentiary darts.

by harry January 21, 2003