Harry's definitions

Proud Meat

When a guy holds his dick with both hands, whatever hangs over is proud meat.

Man, I got me three inches of proud meat.

by Harry January 15, 2004

fudda

pussy used a lot no. of times and hence become very big and open

teri behan da fudda marea

by harry November 1, 2004

Pung

Pung is an Swedish word for balls!

"Your balls are showing"
"Olovs pung i min mun"

(Not a translation, just two diffrent examples)

by harry June 23, 2004

Plostractis

the hanging mass that often sways just between the knees of morbidly obeise females.

Your momma is so fat she nearly trips on her own plostractis

by Harry April 16, 2003

crunkster

someone who gets crunk all the time

im a crunkster so i get crunk

by harry December 12, 2004

borange

To fabricate a story in a pathetic/desperate way in order get out of a sticky/embarrassing situation.

You have been caught out. Don't you try to borange your way out of this one!

by Harry January 13, 2005

american football

Originally Rugby, American Football is by far one of the best games ever invented. It involved 11 players on a rectangular 100-yard field fighting over one ball. Now I know everyone else's definitions, and they are terribly politically incorrect.

1. Football is a "pussy" sport because we wear pads. We wear pads because we are so strong and powerful that without pads we'd kill each other. Back in the early 1900's dozens of people died each year playing football. Europeans never had this problem because they are not as strong as Americans.

2. It is not a "slow" game, nor does it spend 15 minutes between every play. If you've ever played football, you would know it is one of the fastest games ever played in 10 seconds. Within those ten seconds you exert all the energy you have, unilke pussy soccer where you run around for a couple hours like a chicken with their head cut off.

"The soccer game is on man."

"Why would I watch a bunch of Brits run around in short shorts? It's Monday night and a real man's game is coming on."

by Harry January 13, 2005