twatcandle

an ornate, flammable, fallic shaped instrument used for generating orgasms.

wow, what a massive twatcandle

by Harry November 24, 2003

flog

the act of smacking your significant other in the head with your penis.

The whore liked being flogged as she came.

by harry January 21, 2003

bigger than your fist

1).A chic with a huge camel-toed pussy that shows shows no matter what she's wearing.

2).A pussy with a lot of meat...bigger than your fist!

Man, that chic's pussy's bigger than your fist!!

by Harry November 01, 2004

susie-Q

unique, quite, outgoing, shy a person who loves to laugh (even though they tell bad jokes) a person that loves to listen and is kind to all.

a 5 foot 6 inch lady who can make harry and rober laugh

by harry January 18, 2005

one man band

My mate Derik is in a one man band he's the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, bassoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, Alphorn, Baritone, didgeridoo, Sackbut, Trumpet, Trombone, Fiddle and Violin, Accordion and Pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle shell, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his ass

by harry July 19, 2003

NGA

No Girls Allowed typically a phrase spoken when out with the guys when you are tired of the drama and games girls play

he loves to scream NGA when he is out having a good time with the guys but he always caves and goes back to her

by Harry July 05, 2004

vittu

Pussy or cunt in finnish. Used as fuck in english. Pronounced as vyt-tu.

by Harry November 01, 2003