Harry's definitions

one man band

My mate Derik is in a one man band he's the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, bassoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, Alphorn, Baritone, didgeridoo, Sackbut, Trumpet, Trombone, Fiddle and Violin, Accordion and Pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle shell, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his ass

by harry July 19, 2003

kook

bodyboarders are kooks

oi did u c that bodyboarder kook

by harry August 6, 2004

twatcandle

an ornate, flammable, fallic shaped instrument used for generating orgasms.

wow, what a massive twatcandle

by Harry November 24, 2003

flog

the act of smacking your significant other in the head with your penis.

The whore liked being flogged as she came.

by harry January 21, 2003

carmen electra

a fine babe who everyone wants 2 have a go with

im so stoked i had a go with carmen electra

by harry August 8, 2004

wrenkh

To get loud and irritated with another individual, subjective dependant on tonal audacity

"you getting wrenkh"

by Harry March 27, 2004

vertebrate

an animal with a back bone

humans

by Harry July 2, 2003