Hand Hanzo's definitions

japanophile

One who praises Japan. A japanophile might listen to Japanese music, enjoy anime, surf 4chan, and maybe even have a fetish for hentai.

For example, me. I do everything listed above, and more.
1: I call myself 'Hand Hanzo' as a hip-hop recording name and street alias. Hanzo is a Japanese name.
2: I love anime and have a hentai fetish myself. I'm especially a big fan of yaoi.
3: I love Japanese music, my favorite band is L'Arc~en~Ciel, a pop-rock band that sounds WAY better than any band in America. Seriously, they fucking rule.
4: I am a resident of the 4chan imageboards, usually /b/, the Random board.
5: I wish to one day go to Japan, and see it all for myself. The dope ass bands, the yaoi, the penis festivals, everything.

by Hand Hanzo July 18, 2008

BooKoo Style

The BooKoo Style allows t3h w00tness to constantly spread through our bodies and minds.
It consists of getting a major energy drink buzz by drinking a whole can of BooKoo Energy, listening to aggressive, hardcore beats, and playing your favorite video/computer game, all at the same time, to acquire w00tness.

BooKoo Style, because that's how Hand Hanzo roll.

by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005

Taipan 3000

A highly addictive Dope Wars spinoff(that's actually even better than Dope Wars) made in Flash by Josh Tuttle. It's a seriously addictive game where you buy things to sell at other planets, and with the money you earn, you can trade in your ship and get guns for your ship (must you go into battle)

I spent all day playing Taipan 3000 SE! I got l33t skills in this game!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

gomer

A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.

My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

Maiyahi

Dragostea Din Tei. Because O-Zone says "Mai Ya Hi" at the beginning of the song, people started calling it "Maiyahi" instead of it's actual title, "Dragostea Din Tei"

I'm listening to Maiyahi (AKA Dragostea Din Tei) as I type this.

by Hand Hanzo February 5, 2005

Jericho

A gangsta street code, representing what a thug sees and has to go through every day. It stands for

Jealousy
Envy
Reality
Ignorance
Crime
Hate
Obscurity

Snakes, backstabbers, haters, enemies in general, are associated with one of these things when they attack you. If you are true to the thug life, then you have seen a lot of these things and are used to it.

Jonathan: Yo, how you been livin'?
Mike: It's JERICHO 4 life on these cold streets of the muthafuckin' ghetto.
Jonathan: Yeah, I feel you.

by Hand Hanzo August 28, 2005

incest

When somebody has sex with a member of their own family. When in doujinshi or fanfics, when two characters who belong to the same family, do such a forbidden action seen as wrong by many, but consensually because they are in love with each other, it automatically hyperboosts the quality of the doujinshi/fic. In real life, there is a level of controversy regarding incest. People in America can't do it, even in a consensual manner, by law, the British Royal Family has to do it by law, and some places probably don't even give a fuck whether you do it or not, as long as both partners wanted to do it, therefore no one being raped. When a lot of people think incest, they think deformed children and rape. But, birth control + consent of both partners = the right to declare a stereotype that anti-incest laws revolve around, false. Incest = redneck? Not necessarily. Anyone from any walk of life could be practicing incest. If somebody falls in love with a family member, you know sex will most likely be involved, therefore stereotype #2 has been declared false.

If they both are in love with each other, ain't a damn thing wrong with it, is there?

by Hand Hanzo April 18, 2005