36 definitions by Hamtaro

Boomer

A boomer is a guy that acts old

Age classification:

0-3 (Baby Boomer) These boomers don't care about anything

4-12 (Kid Boomer) The most innocent type of boomer

13-17 (Teen Boomer) These boomers have a dirty mind and love to masturbate

18-29 (Young Boomer) The boomers that are legal to marry and have sex with

30+ (Full Blown Boomers) The stage where a boomer becomes an actual boomer

Ok, Boomer

by Hamtaro November 17, 2019

Jawn

Wally (Numbuh 4's) spelling of gone

He's not getting you a pony, he's not getting you anything, he's gone, JAWN GONE!!!!!

by Hamtaro April 27, 2018

Battle Kid

A game that's so hard it should be illegal.

Playing this game is REALLY painful
You will die 1,000,000+ times

Battle Kid makes Dark Souls look like a game for babies

by Hamtaro November 13, 2019

Pokémon Z

The Half Life 3 of Pokémon and the remake of X and Y

Pokémon Z will release soon..... right??

by Hamtaro November 11, 2019

Unikittony

An adult fan of the Cartoon Network show Unikitty

Most common Unikittonies are fans of The Lego Movie

Man: Unikitty is the cutest thing
Woman: you're a Unikittony

by Hamtaro October 22, 2018

Naruto Runners

People that are gonna get screwed by Maggie Pesky (she's way more powerful than them alien Bois)

Maggie Pesky is gonna screw the Naruto Runners up really bad

by Hamtaro July 26, 2019

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023