Hamtaro 's definitions

Roadkill

Lynn Loud from The Loud House

Lynn is such roadkill. She dutch ovens Lincoln. Punches him every time she sees a car (aka playing Auto Attack). And turns everything into a competition

by Hamtaro August 20, 2022

Choir Practice

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch

by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

Brimstone

That cool power-up in The Binding of Isaac that lets you shoot powerful lasers at things

The best thing from a devil room in The Binding of Isaac is brimstone

by Hamtaro February 15, 2020

Simp

The straight equivalent of faggot

Calling a straight man a simp is SUPER OFFENSIVE, like calling a gay man a faggot

by Hamtaro July 7, 2020

That's what she said

A phrase that turns a lot of things into dick jokes

Man 1: that thing is long
Man 2: That's what she said

by Hamtaro September 20, 2020

Naruto Runners

People that are gonna get screwed by Maggie Pesky (she's way more powerful than them alien Bois)

Maggie Pesky is gonna screw the Naruto Runners up really bad

by Hamtaro July 26, 2019

Rick James

Me, bitch

I'm Rick James, bitch

by Hamtaro December 14, 2020