22 definitions by Hammer

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A state of being that typically occurs immediately after waking up. One who experiences a colaric mood usually is very grumpy, irritable, cranky, grouchy, ill tempered, crabby, sulky, whiny, and very very testy. Expect this person to both physically and verbally attack anyone or anything that is on their warpath. A mega-colaric person displays these emotions all the time, not just when waking up.
Hey, settle down, stop being such a colaric!
by Hammer February 29, 2004
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the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch
"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"
by Hammer September 17, 2002
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One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.
'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'
by Hammer November 17, 2003
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someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.
are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so
by Hammer September 17, 2002
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It is a variation of the greeting "Hello", used as an openeing to someone you are sexually interested in.
"Jello, what's your sign"
by Hammer December 24, 2002
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dildo that is made to be bigger than normal
By creating moby you have created a monster literally!
by Hammer December 03, 2003
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