Saddam Hussein

A man whose Arabic name must mean, "Crawls Out of a Hole!"

I feel a bit safer knowing that Saddam Hussein is off the streets!

by Hallie Corson September 02, 2005

country

What someone who is part of the sadly diminishing group of people who have enough common sense to WORK HARD, PRAY HARD, PLAY HARD, AND LOVE DEEP ought to be PROUD to call themselves!

Country till I die! No, wait, Heaven is country, too, so country for eternity!!!

by Hallie Corson October 27, 2004

dillyhopper

what to call something when you can't remember what it is called. Works like a charm at my house. We usually know what the object is that the person is referring to, even if they call it a dillyhopper!

Jennie: Hey, Hallie. Hand me the dillyhopper. Hallie: Ok, here. (Hands her the TV remote.)

by Hallie Corson March 02, 2004

doodlehopper

what to call someone when you can't remember their name on the spot.

Hallie: Who was that on the phone? Mom: Oh, doodlehopper calling for Ron.

by Hallie Corson March 02, 2004

trudge

To go somewhere that you don't necessarily want to go...with style.

Ron, it's time to go to school. A'ight, c'mon. Let's trudge.

by Hallie Corson March 02, 2004

Guitar

sometimes used in art (like picasso paintings) guitars have influenced music since the beginning of the western world. closely related to a predecessor, the lute, guitars consist of 6,7,or 12 strings (i once saw a 42 string guitar..it was nuts) as far as acoustic guitars go, the best acoustic money can buy is either a C.F. Martin, or a Takamine. As far as electrics go: Fender, Gibson, or Paul Reed Smith (PRS) the strings are strummed or plucked either with the bare fingers or a plectrum (pick) to create a pleasing array of tonal masterpieces.

For a really cool painting, check out Picasso's "Le Vieux Guitariste" ("The Old Guitarist"). It's from his blue period.

by Hallie Corson August 15, 2005

Texas

The closest thing to heaven on earth!

A travelling salesman was in California and he saw a golden payphone. The sign below the phone said, "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." The salesman travelled all over the country and wherever he went, he saw the same type of phone with the same type of sign under it. "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." When he went to Texas, however, he saw the same type of phone and the sign under it said, "Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents." He commented on this to one of the locals. "Everywhere I go in this country, I see this type of phone and the sign under it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000.' But when I see this same phone in Texas, it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents.' Why do you suppose that is?" The man answered, "That's easy. From here, it's a local call."

by Hallie Corson November 15, 2005