blinking

A British epithet. Usually pronounced blinkin'.

JP: "I was trying to make you smile the other night and you wouldn't smile! I wanted to slap your face!

Me: (thinking) You just try to slap my face and see what happens! I will knock your blinking block off!

by Hallie Corson October 05, 2004

manhattan transfer

An extremely cooooool vocal jazz group comprised of Tim Hauser (founder), Alan Paul, Cheryl Bentyne, and Janis Siegler. Have been recording for more than 20 years!

The Manhattan Transfer is coming to OKC and I want to get tickets!

by Hallie Corson October 19, 2004

Saddam Hussein

A man whose Arabic name must mean, "Crawls Out of a Hole!"

I feel a bit safer knowing that Saddam Hussein is off the streets!

by Hallie Corson September 21, 2005

the big apple

Nickname for New York City. Originally termed by a newspaper man to describe Broadway, as in the big apple to which everyone aspired. Eventually came to mean the entire New York City.

The first time I saw "Phantom of the Opera" was on the Big Apple (Broadway) in the Big Apple (NYC).

by Hallie Corson October 19, 2004

ku klux klan

A bunch of morons running around with rags on their heads and bodies, claiming to be "Christians" while blatantly violating the 7th Commandment: "Thou shalt not kill." Notice it did not say, "Thou shalt not kill anyone except Black people, Asians, homosexuals, etc." But, no, they probably didn't notice that, being that they are also generally VERY uneducated. Also have some strange, obscure reason for hating Catholics. Also known as the KKK or the White Knights.

"The KKK had a rally in Jasper, TX."

Good God! Who let the crackers loose?

by Hallie Corson June 29, 2005

oboe

A woodwind that is very difficult to play and is best taken in small doses!

What's the difference between an oboe and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up the oboe.

by Hallie Corson September 23, 2005

Texas

The closest thing to heaven on earth!

A travelling salesman was in California and he saw a golden payphone. The sign below the phone said, "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." The salesman travelled all over the country and wherever he went, he saw the same type of phone with the same type of sign under it. "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." When he went to Texas, however, he saw the same type of phone and the sign under it said, "Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents." He commented on this to one of the locals. "Everywhere I go in this country, I see this type of phone and the sign under it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000.' But when I see this same phone in Texas, it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents.' Why do you suppose that is?" The man answered, "That's easy. From here, it's a local call."

by Hallie Corson December 28, 2005