Definitions by HAMMER

Shanghai Shampoo 

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.

I blow a load in her hair. Giving the appearance of a head of hair coated in shampoo.

Shanghai Shampoo by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Drunk Bitch

A person, male or female. That talks too much shit and trys to start fights after consuming too much alcohol.

Yeah, that TKE last night was being a drunk bitch! Thats why we kicked his ass!

Drunk Bitch by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Peck 

And incredibly long orgasm

Woah dude last night i had a peck.

Peck by hammer November 9, 2006

Hammer Time

shotgunning beers in the nude

Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there

Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it

Hammer Time by Hammer April 13, 2005

Run DMC 

Fucken greatest rappers ever. In a class of there own when compared to 50 Cent, Eminem and thos other wannabe assholes.

Run DMC - The only good rap

Run DMC by hammer November 17, 2003

All Blacks

Greatest rugby team in the world. Represent New Zealand. Many teams aspire to be as great as them but fall short. Last won the World Cup in 1987. Good rivals with the Wallabies (Australia)

"The All Blacks are the best"

All Blacks by hammer November 17, 2003

D'arcy Wretzky 

One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.

'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'

D'arcy Wretzky by hammer November 17, 2003