possesed

Wholly consumed by evil and in its grip.

Guys hate breakups because they are possessive. Girls don't care because they're possesed.

by HAFSNT August 29, 2017

backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!

by HAFSNT July 22, 2023