Definitions by Gunkglumb

peas 

A short form for the band black eyed peas. This way, people do not think you are abusing them in an exteremely childish manner when you say "bep".

if only the peas knew how to write a song...

peas by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

cert 

Depending on the circumstances, a short form for
1) A certificate
2) A concert
3) Certain

1) did you pick up your cert from the gym?
2) Did you go to Enrique's cert?
3) So Bush won again? I thought Kerry was a cert...

cert by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

flush 

the short form of a flush, or a hand in the game of royal flush.

I couldn't believe my luck when I got the winning flush!

flush by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

balducci levitation 

The type of levitation that David Blaine does.

Elusionist makes you pay a ton before they tell you how to do the balducci levitation.

balducci levitation by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

hotmail 

a free e-mail service provider for extereme n00bs who are satisfied with only two mb of space, when gmail is offering more than 1000% percent of that.

hotmail is for pussies.

hotmail by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

continue 

The most visited word in UD. The word on the orange button that signifies "I have understood the instructions and wish to proceed." The word that all UD editors click on before adding a definition.

Thanks!
Continue
and the dumb example requires 20 letters, so I am adding this line.

continue by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

royal flush 

royal flush is the gambling game played by the bad guys in old bollywood movies, and the one where there is ample scope to cheat by having a couple of aces up your sleeve.
The winning hand in this game is also called the royal flush, which is getting three cards of the same type. Getting three aces is the strongest hand in the game.

I gambled everything I had in a game of Royal Flush and lost.

royal flush by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005