blog

A web log that no longer has useless personal moments of one's life that nobody cares about, but instead has stuff in latin, chinese, spanish and italian, and when in english, is usually about hair care products, condoms, newspaper headlines, or cut+copy+paste jobs from wikipedia or nationalgeographic.com.
Basically a load of shit you never want to read.
head over to blogspot.com and keep clicking on next
by Gunkglumb May 18, 2005
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paise

Smallest and now defunct unit of currency in india.
100 paise = 1 rupee
6 paise = 1 anna.
hence 24 paise = 4 anna, but the one paise gets added usually, and a 25 paise coin is known as a charanna or a chavanni.
Therefore a 50 paise coin is known as an athanna, or an attanni, but the word has been bastardised into adhanna, meaning half an anna, which does not make sense.
bhagwan ke naam pe ek paise de do
by Gunkglumb May 28, 2005
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flush and run

A flush and run is a hand in the game of royal flush, where you get three cards of the same color that are consecutive.
This is the second most potent hand in the game, after the royal flush itself.
An king, a queen and a jack, and I had one of the best flush and runs ever!
by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005
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oh fuck

An exclamation of immense frustration and awe an overpowering catastrophe that is about to happen.
mate: Iceberg right ahead!
captain smith: oh fuck!

alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh fuck!

stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: Oh fuck!

Obi-wan: here comes Jar Jar again
Qui Gon: oh fuck!
by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005
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randomness

any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.
The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.
by Gunkglumb June 05, 2005
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flush

the short form of a flush, or a hand in the game of royal flush.
I couldn't believe my luck when I got the winning flush!
by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005
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Carthage

the extinct country from which Hannibal came out on elephants and conquered Rome. The Romans got shit scared and defouled Carthage by saying that all carthagians were devil worshippers who threw little babies into pyres.
Hamilcar Burca was the father of a very famous crthagian conqueror.
by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005
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