Gunkglumb's definitions

blahg

A blog with absolutely no information and a lot of random bitching. It has zero content, is not remotely funny, but has pages and pages of it. Its a blog that goes like blah blah blah blah blah.

Know Balan? He has such a blahg.

by gunkglumb May 2, 2006

baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005

chatri

Chatri means a condom. Used in chemist shops when you don't want to utter the word condoms.

I need a pack of chatris.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

Cock

Short form of a shuttle-cock, used to play badminton.

Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

informatics

A combined form of a number of computer-science disciplines. Like if you study a lot of different things in computer science, the course is known a an informatics cource.

who the hell really cares about informatics?

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

nitro

add an extra thrust to a vehicle, by supplying a small shot nitro fuel to the engine.

a nitro later I broke almost all my ribs.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

sorry

A word commonly used to make a yelling person shut the fuck up.

A: YOU PUT A SNAKE IN THE WATER TANK? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? IT COULD HAVE SERIOUSLY HURT SOMEONE. IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF...
B: I'm sorry.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005