funky

The word stupid dandies use instead of the word cool.

hey cool is such a funky word man...

by Gunkglumb May 23, 2005

polycoolist

A person that uses the word "cool" in different variations of spelling, inflections and meanings.

kool, cool, qool, kewl, qewl etc. Go permute

by Gunkglumb May 18, 2005

blahg

A blog with absolutely no information and a lot of random bitching. It has zero content, is not remotely funny, but has pages and pages of it. Its a blog that goes like blah blah blah blah blah.

Know Balan? He has such a blahg.

by gunkglumb April 20, 2006

Cock

Short form of a shuttle-cock, used to play badminton.

Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can

by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005

klepto

short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.

You fucking klepto give back my stapler.

by Gunkglumb June 02, 2005

Fax

1) Stands for the machine that sends a fax
2) Stands for the textual matter sent as seen on paper over cables.

Usually used to transfer documetns that require signatures and actual handwriting over a network.
Also used to send pictures and stuff that needs to be printed out on the other side anyway.
Also used by bored office workers to widely distribute copies of photocopied butt.

turn off the fax machine, we don't need any more copies of THAT.

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

nitro

add an extra thrust to a vehicle, by supplying a small shot nitro fuel to the engine.

a nitro later I broke almost all my ribs.

by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005