giri

1) common suffix added to slang nouns to turn them into adjectives to describe someone.
2) A suffix added to the name of an individual (a) in order to describe another individual(b) who is behaving like individual (a).
1) Don't start your smartassgiri now
2) You have started doing a lot of Ankurgiri now a days
by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005
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funky

The word stupid dandies use instead of the word cool.
hey cool is such a funky word man...
by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005
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Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.
I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.
by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005
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factoid

1)A fact that may or may not be true, but is trivial in nature. The source of the factoid has questionable authenticity.

2) A verified fact in a compact sentance.
1) 76% of all facts are wrong

2) Bush is a moron
by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005
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Carthage

the extinct country from which Hannibal came out on elephants and conquered Rome. The Romans got shit scared and defouled Carthage by saying that all carthagians were devil worshippers who threw little babies into pyres.
Hamilcar Burca was the father of a very famous crthagian conqueror.
by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005
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placebo

1) A pill that contains nothing medically useful or harmful for the body, but is still meant to treat you using the placebo effect, which is
2) an as yet unproven effect where the body cures itself in the belief that it is going to be cured.
The placebo shows a success rate in nearly one third of the people it was tested on.
by Gunkglumb June 02, 2005
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proxy

1) v. to sign for someone else on an attendance sheet
2) n. A signature of person P signed by person Q
1) I'll not be coming in today, put my proxy
2) My proxy got caught yesterday, so don't do it again.
by Gunkglumb June 02, 2005
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