Definitions by Gunkglumb

klepto 

short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.

You fucking klepto give back my stapler.

klepto by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

boogie woogie 

A term used for the Kama Sutra when talking about it in public.
Also used as a verb to describe the act of indulging in a position from the Kama Sutra.

I broke my neck trying to boogie woogie.

boogie woogie by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

artillary 

The vocabulary of a very proficient writer

you wrote this? you have an amazing artillary!

artillary by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

sags 

A slang for the scrotum.
Balls.

He kicked my sags.

NOT he kicked me in the sags.

sags by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

shag

1) Anything a bored male does to while away time. Smoking, boozing, watching porn and especially masturbating are all different forms of shagging.
2) The semen ejaculated after masturbation

1) Its the vacs now, so who wouldn't shag all day long?
2) Damn, my fucking shag messed up the window.

shag by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

scrot 

v. scratching your private parts in public through your clothes.

from the roots SCratching your cROTch.

He scrots a lot. Disgusting habit of his.

scrot by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

proxy

1) v. to sign for someone else on an attendance sheet
2) n. A signature of person P signed by person Q

1) I'll not be coming in today, put my proxy
2) My proxy got caught yesterday, so don't do it again.

proxy by Gunkglumb June 2, 2005