Gunkglumb's definitions
1) did you pick up your cert from the gym?
2) Did you go to Enrique's cert?
3) So Bush won again? I thought Kerry was a cert...
2) Did you go to Enrique's cert?
3) So Bush won again? I thought Kerry was a cert...
by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005
Get the certmug. by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005
Get the flushmug. The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.
by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005
Get the randomnessmug. v. scratching your private parts in public through your clothes.
from the roots SCratching your cROTch.
from the roots SCratching your cROTch.
by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005
Get the scrotmug. by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005
Get the artillarymug. by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005
Get the chatrimug. 
Get the popping the capmug.