Definitions by Gunkglumb

hotmail 

a free e-mail service provider for extereme n00bs who are satisfied with only two mb of space, when gmail is offering more than 1000% percent of that.

hotmail is for pussies.

hotmail by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

giri 

1) common suffix added to slang nouns to turn them into adjectives to describe someone.
2) A suffix added to the name of an individual (a) in order to describe another individual(b) who is behaving like individual (a).

1) Don't start your smartassgiri now
2) You have started doing a lot of Ankurgiri now a days

giri by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005

randomness 

any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.

The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.

randomness by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005

huh? 

The most common expression used after you have just asked a girl out.

a: I love you. I want to go out with you. what do you say?
b: huh?

huh? by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005

copper-T 

A product of population control in India, and an item of great mystery to high school kids, and cooper-T is a T shaped strip of copper inserted into the sac of a female, to ensure non-fertilisation. The arms of the T are highly coiled. This has a 97% sucess rate. The copper deactivates the sperm, and the coiled arms are a physical barrier to prevent fertilisation.

Copper T is not in use now. It was never in use, actually.

copper-T by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

fad 

A synonym for cool. Particulary used by uncool people.

Hey your shirt is so fad yaar!

fad by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

cellopause 

the temporary halt in the act of love making to answer a cell phone.

I was a bit distracted after the cellopause.

cellopause by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005