Definitions by Gumba Gumba
American View of World War II
I think it'll be a good time for me to add that this business of 'speaking german' is pretty dumb when said about Britain. Although the empire didn't contribute to world war II, Hitler admired it, and looked up to the british as friends rather than enemies. Even churchill himself was a flipside of the same coin as Hitler in what they wanted(They both were great orators, looked to build upon thier empire, inspirational leaders etc.).
Unlike his attitude towards France or Russia, Hitler would never had forced Britain under a vichy government had he won. He would, however, after conquering Europe have attacked north america .His writings present a dim view of the united states- so he would make sure the culture would not be preserved. In short, britain would have german as a second language, the united states would have it as a first language.
Fortunately, this never happened. But If britain did fall then hitler would have the time he needed, as well as resources to pause the war, and resume it after he had created the nuclear warheads that were planned.
Although never launched, Von Braun had already completed a modification of the V2 (The v2 was actually the finishing part) that could well exceed the 220 mile restrictions of the popular V2, and instead could reach new York. Such an expense could not be justified by the normal one ton warhead of explosives found on normal V2s. Although lagging behind the united states by about 18 months, Hitlers nuke programme could have been better realised with an entire continent under control. In the same mannor as he suddenly attacked Czech and poland to recover the mining fields and the polish corridor (Gdansk, formerly Danzig) he could have blitzed the united states into oblivion with nuclear missiles that could not be shot down like an enola gay.
Unlike his attitude towards France or Russia, Hitler would never had forced Britain under a vichy government had he won. He would, however, after conquering Europe have attacked north america .His writings present a dim view of the united states- so he would make sure the culture would not be preserved. In short, britain would have german as a second language, the united states would have it as a first language.
Fortunately, this never happened. But If britain did fall then hitler would have the time he needed, as well as resources to pause the war, and resume it after he had created the nuclear warheads that were planned.
Although never launched, Von Braun had already completed a modification of the V2 (The v2 was actually the finishing part) that could well exceed the 220 mile restrictions of the popular V2, and instead could reach new York. Such an expense could not be justified by the normal one ton warhead of explosives found on normal V2s. Although lagging behind the united states by about 18 months, Hitlers nuke programme could have been better realised with an entire continent under control. In the same mannor as he suddenly attacked Czech and poland to recover the mining fields and the polish corridor (Gdansk, formerly Danzig) he could have blitzed the united states into oblivion with nuclear missiles that could not be shot down like an enola gay.
American View of World War II by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
prison soap antique
(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.
prison soap antique by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
v dogg
v dogg by gumba gumba April 19, 2006
rampjaar
Rampjaar is dutch for 'disaster year'
Rampjaar was in 1672, during the third anglo-dutch war. Basically, Britain and france joined to attack the Netherlands, against the treaty of Dover (signed two years prior). During rampjaar, the dutch flooded many areas of thier country, thus weakening it for the future.
Rampjaar was in 1672, during the third anglo-dutch war. Basically, Britain and france joined to attack the Netherlands, against the treaty of Dover (signed two years prior). During rampjaar, the dutch flooded many areas of thier country, thus weakening it for the future.
If you are reading this definition, chances are you are on my msn contacts, and I have pointed ye this way. Engeland is samen met Noord-Ierland, Schotland en Wales een van de samenstellende delen van het Verenigd Koninkrijk en tevens de zuidelijkste, grootste en dichtstbevolkte regio van zowel het Verenigd Koninkrijk, als het eiland Groot-Brittannië.
Met de naam Engeland wordt vaak ten onrechte als een pars pro toto heel Groot-Brittannië of het Verenigd Koninkrijk aangeduid, wat vaak door (niet-Engelse) Britten als onaangenaam wordt ervaren. Dit is vergelijkbaar met de (foutieve) aanduiding Holland voor geheel Nederland.
Met de naam Engeland wordt vaak ten onrechte als een pars pro toto heel Groot-Brittannië of het Verenigd Koninkrijk aangeduid, wat vaak door (niet-Engelse) Britten als onaangenaam wordt ervaren. Dit is vergelijkbaar met de (foutieve) aanduiding Holland voor geheel Nederland.
rampjaar by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2006
enigma
The Enigma was an electro-mechanical rotor cypher machine used for both encryption and decryption, widely used in various forms in Europe from the early 1920s on. It is most famous for having been adopted by most German military forces from about 1930 on. Ease of use and the supposedly unbreakable cypher were the main reasons for its widespread use. The cypher was in fact broken, and the reading of information in the messages it didn't protect is generally credited with ending World War II at least a year earlier than it would have otherwise.
The British encryption machine, Typex, and several American ones, eg the SIGABA or M-134-C, were similar in principle to Enigma, but far more secure. The first modern rotor cypher machine, by Edward Hebern, was considerably less secure, a fact noted by William F. Friedman when it was offered to the US Government.
The British encryption machine, Typex, and several American ones, eg the SIGABA or M-134-C, were similar in principle to Enigma, but far more secure. The first modern rotor cypher machine, by Edward Hebern, was considerably less secure, a fact noted by William F. Friedman when it was offered to the US Government.
enigma by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2006
swallow my kids
What one says to the person performing fellation on you if you demand that she (or he) swallow your semen- potential children.
swallow my kids by Gumba Gumba April 9, 2006
bitch slap
Open handed strike delivered to people of far inferior physical size or strength to show they are not worthy of the time it takes to bunch up a fist and hit hard when a simple slap will do.
bitch slap by Gumba Gumba February 17, 2006