There was a young fellow named keith
Who performed circumcisions with his teeth
He didn't do it for leisure
Nor sexual pleasure
But for the cheese underneath.
Who performed circumcisions with his teeth
He didn't do it for leisure
Nor sexual pleasure
But for the cheese underneath.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.
Often used as an insulting term for someone of poor aesthetics.
Often used as an insulting term for someone of poor aesthetics.
Yo mama is roadkill.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
Ford's souped-up, nice looking Mondeo (Tuarus, for the yanks). Unlike the normal car they've been pushing for the last decade or so, this one isn't too bad. But still, for the same money one could purchase a 2yr used Jag or low-end BMW. But then again, who wats an "uber-prestigous" Ford? Not me.
GUY: Wow, did i just see a modeo keep pace-for-pace with that BMW?
Me: Yeah, it's the ST270. It costs the same as a bmw; but it's American.
GUY: I was actually thinking about getting one, until you reminded me they are american. Screw that, let's buy European.
Me: Yeah, it's the ST270. It costs the same as a bmw; but it's American.
GUY: I was actually thinking about getting one, until you reminded me they are american. Screw that, let's buy European.
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
1- Any raised object on which one may rest the buttocks and legs by climbing upon.
2- Spain's national car
2- Spain's national car
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.
Hey, that car's on fire!
Oh look at the fucking rocket scientist, as if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.
Oh look at the fucking rocket scientist, as if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
A bullshit hippy catchphrase trying to get people to fuck their wives instead of killing people. Obviously, these people are unaware that there are plenty of prostitutes in wherever the war is occuring, willing to give sucky sucky for as little as ten dolla, or even five dolla. The hookers are better because they love you long time, unless you are muy beau coup.
I started an arguement somewhere in here and forgot what the fuck I was talking about.
I started an arguement somewhere in here and forgot what the fuck I was talking about.
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
Male aged 18-30, born of rich parents and physically attractive with chiselled good looks. Penthouse party boys are smooth talkers, alomst always white, with black or blonde hair. They sip girly drinks at penthouse parties, and stop being penthouse party boys once they realise they're gay.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004