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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

surprise sex 

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
surprise sex by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

dry fisting 

Fisting/fist fucking without any lubricant. Instead, the fist is pushed in with great force and at a pain to the recieving party.
Dyke-o-bitch needs some dry fisting...
dry fisting by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Bismarck 

Otto Eduard Leopold Fürst von Bismarck


aka the Iron Chancellor.


Prussian prime minister who managed to join with Germany and appoint himself Chancellor. Strongly conservative, aristorcratic leader who , while supressing democratic groups, created old age pensions and accident health-care insurance, the first to take such steps to the extent he did.

Through wars and propaganda, Bismarck managed to unite with Germany creating a very powerful nation that defeated France. Kaiser Willhelm II ascended the throne in 1890, and Bismarck's political enemies were gaining ground on him. He resigned and died in 1898, not long enough to see Kaiser Willhelm undo his work with world war I.

Both Bismarck, North Dakota and the infamous battleship were named in his honour.

In preparation for World War II, a 42,600 ton displacement battleship Called Bismarck was created.

Bismarck was a fearsome vessel that faced the British navy's Hood and Prince of Wales, sinking the Hood.

Enraged at the sinking of this major battleship, the British Navy sent a large number of battleships after the Bismarck, and when aircraft carrier victorious got within range, it launched its attack with a torpedo plane. The Bismarck survived.

When aircraft carrier Ark Royal caught up with the Bismarck, she torpedo'd the rudder, turning the feared battleship into a sitting target, which was bombarded by a number of ships until it was inevitable she would lose. Over 300 shells and 6 torpedos had hit the Bismarck, before the crew sunk it themselves to avoid the British gaining control. Only a fraction of the crew surivived.


The wreckage was dicovered and examined in the 1980's.
Today, a bismarck can refer to something which will fare very poorly, ie to sink.


That race car is a bismarck.


That horse is a bismarck, bet on another.

That band will bismarck.
Bismarck by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

jungle bunny

Disparaging term for a black person.


This term is actually incorrect, since in sub-saharan Africa, there is very little jungle, but more desert and plains. It comes from "One who hops around the jungle, multiplying so quickly they must be sterilised". This term has lost favour with racists and supremacists, and rarely will anyone born after 1970 ever use this.
yous a jungle bunnah!


Ahs gonna flay ya hide, jungill bunnah!
jungle bunny by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
Assertive and narcisistic person. A natural leader.
She is bossy, and probably has a pair down there to produce all the testosterone.
bossy by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
A kingdom which used to exist west of Russia, in what is now Northern Poland. It merged with Germany under Baron Otto Von Bismarck
Prussia was an enemy of France.
Prussia by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Greatest videogame charactors 

Here is my revised list. Disagree with me and you are wrong. Get over it.

NUMBER) PROTAGONIST ; SERIES
1) Duke Nukem ; duke nukem
2) Solid Snake ; metal gear
3) Shao Khan; Mortal Kombat
4) Tank Commander; Quake
5) Mr.t ; Rocky
6) The undertaker ; WWF/WWE games
7) Lara Croft; First tomb raider only, they made her really sappy and retarded after that.
8) Liquid snake; metal gear solid
9) Xiahou Dun; Dynasty warriors
10) Guy from doom; Doom
11) Nemesis; resident evil
12) Vercetti; GTA
13) Purple Satan; Hexen (what youmean you never played it? Best doom clone ever!)
14) Venerable Uncle Fu; GTA (the first one, in case you wonder which)
15) Knucles; Sonic the hedgehog
16) Tal'set; Turok
17) Teflon Mike; Roadrash
18) BD Joe; Crazy Taxi
19) Team Lard bombardier; hogs of war
20) Chris Redfield; resident Evil

In addition, here are the worst three

3) Gordon Freeman ;half life
2) Konoko; Oni
1) Raiden; Metal gear solid