CUM stands for..
Creamy
Unicorn
Milk
🦄 🥛
Best described for a woman's mythical juice, but the man's can be mythical in the sense of doing it on command. Mainly done in porn, it usually seems like it's a 1 way street of the men in the sense of jizzing, unless the woman screams like her pussy is being murdered and loves it. In a recent surge of step siblings having sexual escapades, it is unlikely for both to get off a load of splooge since they are afraid of being caught since it is sooo taboo. What are we talking about?.. oh yea.. CUM.. ummm.. Best by yourself, but try it with a partner..
The end
Creamy
Unicorn
Milk
🦄 🥛
Best described for a woman's mythical juice, but the man's can be mythical in the sense of doing it on command. Mainly done in porn, it usually seems like it's a 1 way street of the men in the sense of jizzing, unless the woman screams like her pussy is being murdered and loves it. In a recent surge of step siblings having sexual escapades, it is unlikely for both to get off a load of splooge since they are afraid of being caught since it is sooo taboo. What are we talking about?.. oh yea.. CUM.. ummm.. Best by yourself, but try it with a partner..
The end
Jack pulls out Jill aka his hand and Jack was so jacked that he had to jack off while playing jacks. Jack CUMs on a Jack in the box who is ironically his step brother. Jill in rage squeezes Jack until he has a pop goes the weasel moment. He used the jacks in cards next to him to clean off Jill since he is a gentleman since it was all he had lying around next to him. Jill didn't know jackshit about why she was there and felt like a jackass after hitting a big black bottle of Jack that was much bigger than Jack. Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill supposedly CAME tumbling after..
by Guido and The Guy April 28, 2021
When you stuff a 3 ft. (91.44cm) gummy worm in your partners butt hole and suck it out like you're trying to suck a a golf ball through a garden hose. Once it's completely removed, enjoy the fruits of your labor together.
The gummy worm I hoovered out of your mom's butt hole looked like an earthworm by the time it came out, so we enjoyed The Yummy Gummy with extra sauce.
by Guido and The Guy May 28, 2023
Can be different depending on your gender you claim to be..
Male- can't see your penis or toes because your stomach is stick out too much.
Female- its a fine wine that I love and drink because I hate me ex's
Anything else- I need to reevaluate my life because I want to be famous and identify as whatever I want because my life sucks and I want to be different since my life has no purpose.
Male- can't see your penis or toes because your stomach is stick out too much.
Female- its a fine wine that I love and drink because I hate me ex's
Anything else- I need to reevaluate my life because I want to be famous and identify as whatever I want because my life sucks and I want to be different since my life has no purpose.
by Guido and The Guy March 05, 2021
by Guido and The Guy April 25, 2023
When you get one over on everyone and then slap your dick across all of their faces.
Or
When you're on Guido and The Guy trying to say "Dickslap" but you slur the shit out of the phrase so it comes out half English half gibberish
Or
When you're on Guido and The Guy trying to say "Dickslap" but you slur the shit out of the phrase so it comes out half English half gibberish
John told everyone exactly what was going to happen...when it finally did happened he Dipslacked the entire house party.
Or
Mike was trying to say "Dickslap" but he sounded like he had a mouthful of marbles and said "Dipslack"
Or
Mike was trying to say "Dickslap" but he sounded like he had a mouthful of marbles and said "Dipslack"
by Guido and The Guy November 19, 2021
His ground and pound game was going really well until he received that devastating Rusty Biden. Then it was game over.
by Guido and The Guy April 06, 2019
An aggressive form of syphilis only contractable by having sex with Ron Jeremy or by having his sloppy seconds. This strain of the disease turns your dick into a brown hairy mess that resembles the trunk of lovable old Mr. Snuffy.
Bro...I hooked up with this porn star last night, but I think she had just done a scene with the hedgehog. Since I got home my dick looks like a mastodon trunk and smells like the yeti. I think I have Syphilupagus
by Guido and The Guy June 07, 2019