Greg's definitions

Karl Walker

When your friend invites you out several nights in a row for a long night of drinking and you decline. Then, on Sunday, he declines your offer for 1 beer and you call him a pussy.

Me? Pussy? Dude, I've been out drinking late every night this week, yo, and you had to sit at home and wash your hair...don't pull a Karl Walker by calling me a puss.

by Greg February 11, 2005

crackalacking

Somebody who was smoking crack all night long..

Hey man looks like you were Crackalacking all night fucktard!

by Greg March 28, 2005

Paint Chips

A fun snack, especially for children that are products of inter-family realationships and philip.

Cletis' son love to eat paint chips.

by Greg December 5, 2003

crete

best damn island on earth

I got laid in Hania, Crete this summer

by Greg August 22, 2003

stuph

Kooler way of spelling "stuff"

i took my stuph to my friends house

by greg January 20, 2004

crap ass

when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.

While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.

by greg September 30, 2003

Alcohol Nazi

alcohol+nazi One who tries to limit your drinking, by taking away your alcohol and/or making it difficult for you to drink more

I want another beer, quit being such an alcohol nazi.

by Greg February 17, 2005