hodad

A rude surfer; formerly known as a Barney.

"That dude's always hogging all the good waves, he's such a hodad."

by Greg March 30, 2003

Blast chamber

Bathroom, outhouse, toilet.

I'm gonna step into the blast chamber for a moment.

by greg December 15, 2003

cuntfart

The sound and smell of a fish after it is caught and brought onboard of a boat, then burps.

Greg was shocked when the tuna on his line performed a cuntfart

by Greg December 26, 2003

Pvan

The Pvan is short for the Party Van where at anytime you have a blunt rolled up just hop in the van and spark the biotch and get the party started

Yo mikey you wanna kick it in the pvan ?

by greg March 15, 2004

unstoppable

the ultimate in something being kick-ass or sweet. possibly taken from the unstoppable juggernaut of x-men fame.

angelina jolie's lips are unstoppable

by Greg March 13, 2004

Kaniver

A person (F1) who, when in a friendship, plots against one of his friends (F2) with another friend (F3). They (F1 & F3) exclude the second friend (F2) from activities like going to someone's house, to parties, or to any location that it is possible to enjoy oneself.

Also describes a person who talks behind his friend's back. See Gossip.

Kanive (adj.), Kaniving (v.)

Matt: Greg and Corey rented Dynasty Warriors 5 and played it without me. They are Kanivers.

by Greg April 19, 2005

crap ass

when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.

While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.

by greg September 30, 2003