Greg's definitions

bogart

To take position at, or possesion of, something before it is commonly open to such.

"That TFP guy bogarted the communion rail again!"

by Greg November 25, 2004

absynthe

an extremely strong liquor that makes you hallucinate. illegal in the u.s

Scotty and coop drank so much absynthe they saw green fairies but didn't feel a thing.

by greg January 18, 2005

Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii

Sound a hamster would make when you squeeze it like hell.

"Let's squeeze the hamster."
"Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii!!!"

by Greg April 13, 2004

ikillayomomma

when someone threatens to kill your mother.

Hey...ikillayomomma...foo

by greg September 9, 2004

phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.

"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."

by Greg April 8, 2005

emo hair

long usally dirty and unkept hair that many fans of emo have. Makes thoes who have the hair type look like girly asses.

That bich has dirty emo hair

by Greg October 27, 2004

Powerpuff

Awesome, a most richeous thing, cool, mondo, da bomb, just so damn powerpuff!

Dude, that is just so powerpuff.

by Greg July 30, 2003