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Definitions by God of family-friendliness

How a person with a different accent says madam.
Person: Can you do this?
Helper: ok medaam
medaam by God of family-friendliness December 20, 2021

Nook and cranny

Everywhere, including corners in a house, or a general area.
I checked every nook and cranny and couldn't find what I was looking for.
The length of a footlong sandwich in Subway.
Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.
Shown with an emoji :( Generally describes a feeling in which someone is feeling down and well... sad. What I went through while writing this for real
Corey: Dude sadness hit me hard today, :(
Jack: Yep. Feel down and degrade yourself. That will only supplement the amount of problems you have.
Now no jokes here. We're going for LEGITIMATE STUFF TODAY.
Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either than or for pleasure. Sometimes painful on your first go. Now there are 3 main types of sex:
Vaginal sex: When the man's erect penis (any size) goes into the vagina, the semen (cum) gets released and the girl goes through pregnancy. Most popularly done with a condom to protect from STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

Oral Sex: When the girl's mouth goes into the man's penis. Found most pleasurable, but highest risk of STDs
Anal Sex: When the man's penis goes into the girl's anus (butt)
Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either that or for pleasure.
Now Corey and Sarah were dating for 3 years now, and were still virgin. So one day, Corey wanted to fix that by inviting Sarah over naked. When Sarah stepped in Corey's room, she was SHOCKED, Corey's penis was a TEN INCHER. Immediately she said, "vaginal, oral, or anal?" Corey said, "All three. Vaginal first" So Corey stuck his penis in Sarah's vagina and they HAD A BLAST! The end
Sex by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021
The human equivalent of eardrum issues (omg gosh darn it) He has 500K subs on YouTube, and does Pokemon news and lets plays.
For example: in a video: (his trailer btw) he screamed for FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT. Addicted to gfuel.
Jackson: Hey did you know that adrive sucks now ngl
Guy: CoOl.
aDrive by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021

camman18 

Daily uploads with cool Minecraft facts. You'll ace your Minecraft exam.exe lol
He also does extremely loud as h**l minecraft buts, but that's fine, turn down the volume on ur TV.
Will: Hey did you know camman18 posted today
Dirk: No news. DAILY POSTS AYO HOW FAKE FAN AND OKAY ILL STOP