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Galedictorian 

A subgroup of audacious, genuinely smart ladies. Like valedictorians, they’re capable of demonstrating high intelligence while living like normal people
“Apparently Elizabeth Warren is running for President. Wasn’t she the governor of Massachusetts?” - Kevin

“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will

“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin

*Kevin and Will fist bump*
Galedictorian by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Keep talking 

An exclamation used in an ironic way to acknowledge a person’s thought or idea, when in reality, it is meaningless.
“Your hair looks so stupid! Your barber is such an asshole!” - Garrett

“Keep talking!” - Nate
Keep talking by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Classhole 

A person who is both classy and an asshole. Classholes are usually male, but the term “classhole” can sometimes apply to females. This demographic of dudes lives vicariously in their $100 polyester golf polos, khaki shorts and Sperry’s. They drink more beer than they should and tend to escalate fights. If they’re wearing jeans, they usually wear Wranglers or Levi’s. Inspired by the short-lived TV show on the Family Guy episode “Brian Griffin’s House of Payne.”
“Why are frat boys so obnoxious?” - Chelsea

“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
Classhole by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Pearl Harbor 

To block a person on a social media platform, usually in the blink of an eye.
“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy

“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky

Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
Pearl Harbor by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Sexually distinctive

The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.
“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey

“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent

“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert

“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey

Talk in cursive 

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.
“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie