GoGetterCFerg's definitions

Pearl Harbor

To block a person on a social media platform, usually in the blink of an eye.

“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy

“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky

“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Doctress

A female doctor.

“I notice that you’re wearing a white lab coat! What’s the occasion?” - Ray

“Yes, I am, and I am wearing this white lab coat because I finished medical school. I’m gonna be a doctress. I’m a woman, and I’m a doctor. I’ll be saving lives!” - Rebecca

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Keep talking

An exclamation used in an ironic way to acknowledge a person’s thought or idea, when in reality, it is meaningless.

“Your hair looks so stupid! Your barber is such an asshole!” - Garrett

“Keep talking!” - Nate

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Scarriage

The union between an abusive or dysfunctional married couple

“Why did Katie marry Louis? They don’t even love each other?” - Allison

“You’re right, they don’t! I don’t know how Louis reeled her into that scarriage. I’m also worried.” - Linda

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Politics

The fastest way to lose friends.

“Kevin just unfriended me on Facebook.” - Alex

“What the fuck did you do?” - Luke

“I posted something about how Bernie Sanders is a better candidate than Joe Biden. What’s the point of politics?” - Alex

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Sperry's

A type of boat shoe worn by frat boys and classy gals, that is worn without socks.

"I'm really digging the Sperry's." - Carly

"Thanks. All my friends wanted to buy a kind of shoe that can be worn without socks, and Sperry's were the obvious choice." - Ralph

by GoGetterCFerg July 17, 2020