GoGetterCFerg's definitions

It’s a bilyo

Affirmation exclaimed when stating that something has potential or would be a fantastic idea.

“Here’s an idea for an invention. The MacroWave, it’s like a microwave, but it can heat up larger things like a Thanksgiving Turkey!” - Tyler

“It’s a bilyo. I love it. Let’s build one right now!” - Nolan

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Androphobic

An adjective used to describe someone who is against non-binary people.

“Is Kevin a man or a woman? I can’t tell the difference.” - Charles

“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray

“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray

by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020

Galedictorian

A subgroup of audacious, genuinely smart ladies. Like valedictorians, they’re capable of demonstrating high intelligence while living like normal people

“Apparently Elizabeth Warren is running for President. Wasn’t she the governor of Massachusetts?” - Kevin

“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will

“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin

*Kevin and Will fist bump*

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Classhole

A person who is both classy and an asshole. Classholes are usually male, but the term “classhole” can sometimes apply to females. This demographic of dudes lives vicariously in their $100 polyester golf polos, khaki shorts and Sperry’s. They drink more beer than they should and tend to escalate fights. If they’re wearing jeans, they usually wear Wranglers or Levi’s. Inspired by the short-lived TV show on the Family Guy episode “Brian Griffin’s House of Payne.”

“Why are frat boys so obnoxious?” - Chelsea

“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Lewcatch Effect

A psychological phenomenon where a word, place or name is pronounced incorrectly by a lot of people. The Lewcatch Effect is to mispronunciations as the Mandela Effect is to false memories, oral discrepancies and spelling errors. Named after Hungarian Marxist philosopher György Lukács, whose surname’s pronunciation is a matter of dispute. He pronounced his last name “LEW-cotch”, while others make the argument that his last name was actually pronounced “LEW-catch.”

Other examples include:
• Dr. Suess = “Soice”, not “Soose”
• Tone Loc = “Tone Loke”, not “Tony Lock”
• Martin Scorsese = “Scor-SEZ-ee”, not “Scor-SAY-zee”
• Gyro = “YUR-row”, not “JYE-row”
• Açaí = “AH-sigh-EE”, not “ah-KAI”

“I’m going to Peter’s Mediterranean Shack, do you want anything from there?” - Hugh

“Yes, I’ll have two chicken jye-rows.” - Nikki

“Nikki, it’s pronounced YUR-rows. You’re not the first person to butcher that pronunciation. In fact there’s a word for people who have picked up the habit of incorrectly pronouncing words. It’s called the Lewcatch Effect.” - Hugh

“Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll have two chicken YUR-rows! Thanks for correcting me, Hugh!” - Nikki

by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020

Sheep

A female senior citizen. She is usually round, scatterbrained, fragile, and has short, gray curly hair.

“There’s a lot of sheep in this casino.” - Ed

“Yes, there are! Old people love to gamble! You can get them to do literally anything nowadays!” - Christian

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Love pat

A firm, open-palmed slap on a woman’s behind (generally demonstrated by their significant others.) Can also refer to a gentle touch on the opposite gender’s shoulder.

“Digging the Rock Revivals.” - Nick

“Thank you so much! You should give me a love pat on the booty!” - Kelsey

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020