"Kids today are so upsessed with their phones." - Grandma
"Tell me about it. Ever since I told Brad about Coachella, he has decided to googlebomb every band that's playing so he can be familiar with the artists that are performing at the concert." - Laurie
"Tell me about it. Ever since I told Brad about Coachella, he has decided to googlebomb every band that's playing so he can be familiar with the artists that are performing at the concert." - Laurie
by GoGetterCFerg July 18, 2020
A person who is both classy and an asshole. Classholes are usually male, but the term “classhole” can sometimes apply to females. This demographic of dudes lives vicariously in their $100 polyester golf polos, khaki shorts and Sperry’s. They drink more beer than they should and tend to escalate fights. If they’re wearing jeans, they usually wear Wranglers or Levi’s. Inspired by the short-lived TV show on the Family Guy episode “Brian Griffin’s House of Payne.”
“Why are frat boys so obnoxious?” - Chelsea
“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.
“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake
“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie
“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
“I notice that you’re wearing a white lab coat! What’s the occasion?” - Ray
“Yes, I am, and I am wearing this white lab coat because I finished medical school. I’m gonna be a doctress. I’m a woman, and I’m a doctor. I’ll be saving lives!” - Rebecca
“Yes, I am, and I am wearing this white lab coat because I finished medical school. I’m gonna be a doctress. I’m a woman, and I’m a doctor. I’ll be saving lives!” - Rebecca
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
“Kevin just unfriended me on Facebook.” - Alex
“What the fuck did you do?” - Luke
“I posted something about how Bernie Sanders is a better candidate than Joe Biden. What’s the point of politics?” - Alex
“What the fuck did you do?” - Luke
“I posted something about how Bernie Sanders is a better candidate than Joe Biden. What’s the point of politics?” - Alex
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
“Is Kyle taking over his dad’s law firm? How did he do that?” - Chase
“His dad just retired and is passing on the position to his son, which makes him your heir bud.” - Jason
“His dad just retired and is passing on the position to his son, which makes him your heir bud.” - Jason
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020