GoGetterCFerg's definitions
A brand of designer jeans worn by women. They're similar to Miss Me jeans, but they contain reverse fleur-de-lis on every back pocket. They come in a better selection and last longer than Miss Me jeans.
"You look really good in those jeans. What brand are you wearing? - Heath
"Aw, thank you! I'm wearing Rock Revival jeans, and I love them!" - Laura
"Aw, thank you! I'm wearing Rock Revival jeans, and I love them!" - Laura
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

A person who is both classy and an asshole. Classholes are usually male, but the term “classhole” can sometimes apply to females. This demographic of dudes lives vicariously in their $100 polyester golf polos, khaki shorts and Sperry’s. They drink more beer than they should and tend to escalate fights. If they’re wearing jeans, they usually wear Wranglers or Levi’s. Inspired by the short-lived TV show on the Family Guy episode “Brian Griffin’s House of Payne.”
“Why are frat boys so obnoxious?” - Chelsea
“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

A female senior citizen. She is usually round, scatterbrained, fragile, and has short, gray curly hair.
“There’s a lot of sheep in this casino.” - Ed
“Yes, there are! Old people love to gamble! You can get them to do literally anything nowadays!” - Christian
“Yes, there are! Old people love to gamble! You can get them to do literally anything nowadays!” - Christian
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

A firm, open-palmed slap on a woman’s behind (generally demonstrated by their significant others.) Can also refer to a gentle touch on the opposite gender’s shoulder.
“Digging the Rock Revivals.” - Nick
“Thank you so much! You should give me a love pat on the booty!” - Kelsey
“Thank you so much! You should give me a love pat on the booty!” - Kelsey
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

“I just asked Mandy to prom and she said yes!” - Chris
“Congrats! I’m excited for you! How do you feel right now?“ - Kyle
“I’m feeling boneriffic.” - Chris
“Congrats! I’m excited for you! How do you feel right now?“ - Kyle
“I’m feeling boneriffic.” - Chris
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.
“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake
“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie
“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
