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The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the 53rd date rulemug. “Hey dude, I couldn’t help but notice y’all were having a political discussion about banking and venture capitalism.” - Joe
“Please tell me you weren’t eavesdropping.” - Greg
“Are you interested in being a venture capitalist?” - Chris
“No, I was just casually listening to the sation between you guys.” - Joe
“Please tell me you weren’t eavesdropping.” - Greg
“Are you interested in being a venture capitalist?” - Chris
“No, I was just casually listening to the sation between you guys.” - Joe
by GoGetterCFerg September 16, 2021
Get the Sationmug. A person who is both classy and an asshole. Classholes are usually male, but the term “classhole” can sometimes apply to females. This demographic of dudes lives vicariously in their $100 polyester golf polos, khaki shorts and Sperry’s. They drink more beer than they should and tend to escalate fights. If they’re wearing jeans, they usually wear Wranglers or Levi’s. Inspired by the short-lived TV show on the Family Guy episode “Brian Griffin’s House of Payne.”
“Why are frat boys so obnoxious?” - Chelsea
“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Classholemug. A firm, open-palmed slap on a woman’s behind (generally demonstrated by their significant others.) Can also refer to a gentle touch on the opposite gender’s shoulder.
“Digging the Rock Revivals.” - Nick
“Thank you so much! You should give me a love pat on the booty!” - Kelsey
“Thank you so much! You should give me a love pat on the booty!” - Kelsey
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the Love patmug. A psychological phenomenon where a word, place or name is pronounced incorrectly by a lot of people. The Lewcatch Effect is to mispronunciations as the Mandela Effect is to false memories, oral discrepancies and spelling errors. Named after Hungarian Marxist philosopher György Lukács, whose surname’s pronunciation is a matter of dispute. He pronounced his last name “LEW-cotch”, while others make the argument that his last name was actually pronounced “LEW-catch.”
Other examples include:
• Dr. Suess = “Soice”, not “Soose”
• Tone Loc = “Tone Loke”, not “Tony Lock”
• Martin Scorsese = “Scor-SEZ-ee”, not “Scor-SAY-zee”
• Gyro = “YUR-row”, not “JYE-row”
• Açaí = “AH-sigh-EE”, not “ah-KAI”
Other examples include:
• Dr. Suess = “Soice”, not “Soose”
• Tone Loc = “Tone Loke”, not “Tony Lock”
• Martin Scorsese = “Scor-SEZ-ee”, not “Scor-SAY-zee”
• Gyro = “YUR-row”, not “JYE-row”
• Açaí = “AH-sigh-EE”, not “ah-KAI”
“I’m going to Peter’s Mediterranean Shack, do you want anything from there?” - Hugh
“Yes, I’ll have two chicken jye-rows.” - Nikki
“Nikki, it’s pronounced YUR-rows. You’re not the first person to butcher that pronunciation. In fact there’s a word for people who have picked up the habit of incorrectly pronouncing words. It’s called the Lewcatch Effect.” - Hugh
“Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll have two chicken YUR-rows! Thanks for correcting me, Hugh!” - Nikki
“Yes, I’ll have two chicken jye-rows.” - Nikki
“Nikki, it’s pronounced YUR-rows. You’re not the first person to butcher that pronunciation. In fact there’s a word for people who have picked up the habit of incorrectly pronouncing words. It’s called the Lewcatch Effect.” - Hugh
“Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll have two chicken YUR-rows! Thanks for correcting me, Hugh!” - Nikki
by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020
Get the Lewcatch Effectmug. “Is Kyle taking over his dad’s law firm? How did he do that?” - Chase
“His dad just retired and is passing on the position to his son, which makes him your heir bud.” - Jason
“His dad just retired and is passing on the position to his son, which makes him your heir bud.” - Jason
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the Heir budmug. An exclamation used in an ironic way to acknowledge a person’s thought or idea, when in reality, it is meaningless.
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Keep talkingmug.