To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.
“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake
“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie
“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
“I notice that you’re wearing a white lab coat! What’s the occasion?” - Ray
“Yes, I am, and I am wearing this white lab coat because I finished medical school. I’m gonna be a doctress. I’m a woman, and I’m a doctor. I’ll be saving lives!” - Rebecca
“Yes, I am, and I am wearing this white lab coat because I finished medical school. I’m gonna be a doctress. I’m a woman, and I’m a doctor. I’ll be saving lives!” - Rebecca
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.
“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
“Kevin just unfriended me on Facebook.” - Alex
“What the fuck did you do?” - Luke
“I posted something about how Bernie Sanders is a better candidate than Joe Biden. What’s the point of politics?” - Alex
“What the fuck did you do?” - Luke
“I posted something about how Bernie Sanders is a better candidate than Joe Biden. What’s the point of politics?” - Alex
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
“Is Kyle taking over his dad’s law firm? How did he do that?” - Chase
“His dad just retired and is passing on the position to his son, which makes him your heir bud.” - Jason
“His dad just retired and is passing on the position to his son, which makes him your heir bud.” - Jason
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
A female senior citizen. She is usually round, scatterbrained, fragile, and has short, gray curly hair.
“There’s a lot of sheep in this casino.” - Ed
“Yes, there are! Old people love to gamble! You can get them to do literally anything nowadays!” - Christian
“Yes, there are! Old people love to gamble! You can get them to do literally anything nowadays!” - Christian
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020