GoGetterCFerg's definitions

Big Star jeans

One of the "Big Three" jeans brands sold at Buckle, along with Miss Me jeans and Rock Revival jeans. Even though they no longer make Big Star jeans, most people who shopped at Buckle or worked there will remember how comfortable these jeans are.

"That's one big booty." - Chris

"Yes it is. I'm wearing my Big Star jeans. I wear them because I love it when dudes give me love pats on the booty." - Hannah

by GoGetterCFerg July 17, 2020

Buckle

An expensive retail store where divorced stay-at-home moms, private school kids, cowgirls and women who are the youngest siblings in their families go to shop for jeans. Popular brands of jeans sold at Buckle include Big Star, Miss Me and Rock Revival. They even have a massive selection of flare jeans.

“I’m about to go to the Buckle and buy 4 pairs of Rock Revivals because they’re so cute and they make my booty look awesome!” - Stephanie

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Grover Cleveland effect

The idea of a U.S. President serving two non-consecutive terms. Named after Grover Cleveland, the only U.S. President who served two non-consecutive terms.

“If Donald Trump loses the election to Joe Biden, he will run again in 2024.” - Steve Bannon

“You’re kidding. Trump will be in prison. He screwed us all.” - Nancy Pelosi

“He’s out there throwing a mantrum, and will be pissed off if he loses the election!” - Steve Bannon

“What a crybaby. Didn’t Grover Cleveland serve as President twice at one time in his life?” - Nancy Pelosi

“Yes, he did, Nancy. Now that you mention it, this idea of running for President for two non-consecutive terms will be known as the Grover Cleveland effect.” - Steve Bannon

by GoGetterCFerg October 19, 2020

Doctress

A female doctor.

“I notice that you’re wearing a white lab coat! What’s the occasion?” - Ray

“Yes, I am, and I am wearing this white lab coat because I finished medical school. I’m gonna be a doctress. I’m a woman, and I’m a doctor. I’ll be saving lives!” - Rebecca

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Heir bud

A friend who inherited a bunch of money.

“Is Kyle taking over his dad’s law firm? How did he do that?” - Chase

“His dad just retired and is passing on the position to his son, which makes him your heir bud.” - Jason

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Classhole

A person who is both classy and an asshole. Classholes are usually male, but the term “classhole” can sometimes apply to females. This demographic of dudes lives vicariously in their $100 polyester golf polos, khaki shorts and Sperry’s. They drink more beer than they should and tend to escalate fights. If they’re wearing jeans, they usually wear Wranglers or Levi’s. Inspired by the short-lived TV show on the Family Guy episode “Brian Griffin’s House of Payne.”

“Why are frat boys so obnoxious?” - Chelsea

“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

53rd date rule

The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.

“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter

“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle

“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter

“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020