“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
One of the "Big Three" jeans brands sold at Buckle, along with Miss Me jeans and Rock Revival jeans. Even though they no longer make Big Star jeans, most people who shopped at Buckle or worked there will remember how comfortable these jeans are.
"That's one big booty." - Chris
"Yes it is. I'm wearing my Big Star jeans. I wear them because I love it when dudes give me love pats on the booty." - Hannah
"Yes it is. I'm wearing my Big Star jeans. I wear them because I love it when dudes give me love pats on the booty." - Hannah
by GoGetterCFerg July 18, 2020
To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.
“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake
“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie
“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
“I notice that you’re wearing a white lab coat! What’s the occasion?” - Ray
“Yes, I am, and I am wearing this white lab coat because I finished medical school. I’m gonna be a doctress. I’m a woman, and I’m a doctor. I’ll be saving lives!” - Rebecca
“Yes, I am, and I am wearing this white lab coat because I finished medical school. I’m gonna be a doctress. I’m a woman, and I’m a doctor. I’ll be saving lives!” - Rebecca
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.
“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
“Kevin just unfriended me on Facebook.” - Alex
“What the fuck did you do?” - Luke
“I posted something about how Bernie Sanders is a better candidate than Joe Biden. What’s the point of politics?” - Alex
“What the fuck did you do?” - Luke
“I posted something about how Bernie Sanders is a better candidate than Joe Biden. What’s the point of politics?” - Alex
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020