GoGetterCFerg's definitions

Boneriffic

Feeling so excited, you’re getting an erection.

“I just asked Mandy to prom and she said yes!” - Chris

“Congrats! I’m excited for you! How do you feel right now?“ - Kyle

“I’m feeling boneriffic.” - Chris

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

53rd date rule

The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.

“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter

“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle

“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter

“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Sation

An informal way of saying “conversation.”

“Hey dude, I couldn’t help but notice y’all were having a political discussion about banking and venture capitalism.” - Joe

“Please tell me you weren’t eavesdropping.” - Greg

“Are you interested in being a venture capitalist?” - Chris

“No, I was just casually listening to the sation between you guys.” - Joe

by GoGetterCFerg September 16, 2021

Lewcatch Effect

A psychological phenomenon where a word, place or name is pronounced incorrectly by a lot of people. The Lewcatch Effect is to mispronunciations as the Mandela Effect is to false memories, oral discrepancies and spelling errors. Named after Hungarian Marxist philosopher György Lukács, whose surname’s pronunciation is a matter of dispute. He pronounced his last name “LEW-cotch”, while others make the argument that his last name was actually pronounced “LEW-catch.”

Other examples include:
• Dr. Suess = “Soice”, not “Soose”
• Tone Loc = “Tone Loke”, not “Tony Lock”
• Martin Scorsese = “Scor-SEZ-ee”, not “Scor-SAY-zee”
• Gyro = “YUR-row”, not “JYE-row”
• Açaí = “AH-sigh-EE”, not “ah-KAI”

“I’m going to Peter’s Mediterranean Shack, do you want anything from there?” - Hugh

“Yes, I’ll have two chicken jye-rows.” - Nikki

“Nikki, it’s pronounced YUR-rows. You’re not the first person to butcher that pronunciation. In fact there’s a word for people who have picked up the habit of incorrectly pronouncing words. It’s called the Lewcatch Effect.” - Hugh

“Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll have two chicken YUR-rows! Thanks for correcting me, Hugh!” - Nikki

by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020

Love pat

A firm, open-palmed slap on a woman’s behind (generally demonstrated by their significant others.) Can also refer to a gentle touch on the opposite gender’s shoulder.

“Digging the Rock Revivals.” - Nick

“Thank you so much! You should give me a love pat on the booty!” - Kelsey

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Sheep

A female senior citizen. She is usually round, scatterbrained, fragile, and has short, gray curly hair.

“There’s a lot of sheep in this casino.” - Ed

“Yes, there are! Old people love to gamble! You can get them to do literally anything nowadays!” - Christian

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Talk in cursive

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.

“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020