“Hey dude, I couldn’t help but notice y’all were having a political discussion about banking and venture capitalism.” - Joe
“Please tell me you weren’t eavesdropping.” - Greg
“Are you interested in being a venture capitalist?” - Chris
“No, I was just casually listening to the sation between you guys.” - Joe
“Please tell me you weren’t eavesdropping.” - Greg
“Are you interested in being a venture capitalist?” - Chris
“No, I was just casually listening to the sation between you guys.” - Joe
by GoGetterCFerg September 16, 2021
Get the Sationmug. The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the 53rd date rulemug. The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.
“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Sexually distinctivemug. “Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the With a gun to your headmug. “Here’s an idea for an invention. The MacroWave, it’s like a microwave, but it can heat up larger things like a Thanksgiving Turkey!” - Tyler
“It’s a bilyo. I love it. Let’s build one right now!” - Nolan
“It’s a bilyo. I love it. Let’s build one right now!” - Nolan
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the It’s a bilyomug. “Is Kevin a man or a woman? I can’t tell the difference.” - Charles
“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray
“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray
“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray
“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray
by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020
Get the Androphobicmug. “Since when did you have a robot Rottweiler?” - Grayson
“That’s a Poo-Chi. It’s an amazing robot dog! Comes with a bone and everything!”
“That’s a Poo-Chi. It’s an amazing robot dog! Comes with a bone and everything!”
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Poo-Chimug.