Politics

The fastest way to lose friends.
“Kevin just unfriended me on Facebook.” - Alex

What the fuck did you do?” - Luke

“I posted something about how Bernie Sanders is a better candidate than Joe Biden. What’s the point of politics?” - Alex
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Keep talking

An exclamation used in an ironic way to acknowledge a person’s thought or idea, when in reality, it is meaningless.
“Your hair looks so stupid! Your barber is such an asshole!” - Garrett

“Keep talking!” - Nate
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Scarriage

The union between an abusive or dysfunctional married couple
“Why did Katie marry Louis? They don’t even love each other?” - Allison

“You’re right, they don’t! I don’t know how Louis reeled her into that scarriage. I’m also worried.” - Linda
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Doctress

“I notice that you’re wearing a white lab coat! What’s the occasion?” - Ray

“Yes, I am, and I am wearing this white lab coat because I finished medical school. I’m gonna be a doctress. I’m a woman, and I’m a doctor. I’ll be saving lives!” - Rebecca
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Classhole

A person who is both classy and an asshole. Classholes are usually male, but the term “classhole” can sometimes apply to females. This demographic of dudes lives vicariously in their $100 polyester golf polos, khaki shorts and Sperry’s. They drink more beer than they should and tend to escalate fights. If they’re wearing jeans, they usually wear Wranglers or Levi’s. Inspired by the short-lived TV show on the Family Guy episode “Brian Griffin’s House of Payne.”
“Why are frat boys so obnoxious?” - Chelsea

I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
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Poo-Chi

A robot dog and electronic toy designed by Tiger Electronics. Very popular in the 2000s.
“Since when did you have a robot Rottweiler?” - Grayson

“That’s a Poo-Chi. It’s an amazing robot dog! Comes with a bone and everything!”
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Galedictorian

A subgroup of audacious, genuinely smart ladies. Like valedictorians, they’re capable of demonstrating high intelligence while living like normal people
“Apparently Elizabeth Warren is running for President. Wasn’t she the governor of Massachusetts?” - Kevin

“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will

“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin

*Kevin and Will fist bump*
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