GoGetterCFerg's definitions
A person who is both classy and an asshole. Classholes are usually male, but the term “classhole” can sometimes apply to females. This demographic of dudes lives vicariously in their $100 polyester golf polos, khaki shorts and Sperry’s. They drink more beer than they should and tend to escalate fights. If they’re wearing jeans, they usually wear Wranglers or Levi’s. Inspired by the short-lived TV show on the Family Guy episode “Brian Griffin’s House of Payne.”
“Why are frat boys so obnoxious?” - Chelsea
“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Classholemug. “Since when did you have a robot Rottweiler?” - Grayson
“That’s a Poo-Chi. It’s an amazing robot dog! Comes with a bone and everything!”
“That’s a Poo-Chi. It’s an amazing robot dog! Comes with a bone and everything!”
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Poo-Chimug. “I just asked Mandy to prom and she said yes!” - Chris
“Congrats! I’m excited for you! How do you feel right now?“ - Kyle
“I’m feeling boneriffic.” - Chris
“Congrats! I’m excited for you! How do you feel right now?“ - Kyle
“I’m feeling boneriffic.” - Chris
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the Bonerifficmug. To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.
“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake
“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie
“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Talk in cursivemug. A subgroup of audacious, genuinely smart ladies. Like valedictorians, they’re capable of demonstrating high intelligence while living like normal people
“Apparently Elizabeth Warren is running for President. Wasn’t she the governor of Massachusetts?” - Kevin
“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will
“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin
*Kevin and Will fist bump*
“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will
“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin
*Kevin and Will fist bump*
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Galedictorianmug. “Here’s an idea for an invention. The MacroWave, it’s like a microwave, but it can heat up larger things like a Thanksgiving Turkey!” - Tyler
“It’s a bilyo. I love it. Let’s build one right now!” - Nolan
“It’s a bilyo. I love it. Let’s build one right now!” - Nolan
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the It’s a bilyomug. One of the "Big Three" jeans brands sold at Buckle, along with Miss Me jeans and Rock Revival jeans. Even though they no longer make Big Star jeans, most people who shopped at Buckle or worked there will remember how comfortable these jeans are.
"That's one big booty." - Chris
"Yes it is. I'm wearing my Big Star jeans. I wear them because I love it when dudes give me love pats on the booty." - Hannah
"Yes it is. I'm wearing my Big Star jeans. I wear them because I love it when dudes give me love pats on the booty." - Hannah
by GoGetterCFerg July 17, 2020
Get the Big Star jeansmug.