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“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Pearl Harbor mug.“Is Kyle taking over his dad’s law firm? How did he do that?” - Chase
“His dad just retired and is passing on the position to his son, which makes him your heir bud.” - Jason
“His dad just retired and is passing on the position to his son, which makes him your heir bud.” - Jason
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the Heir bud mug.“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the With a gun to your head mug.“Here’s an idea for an invention. The MacroWave, it’s like a microwave, but it can heat up larger things like a Thanksgiving Turkey!” - Tyler
“It’s a bilyo. I love it. Let’s build one right now!” - Nolan
“It’s a bilyo. I love it. Let’s build one right now!” - Nolan
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the It’s a bilyo mug.The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.
“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Sexually distinctive mug."Kids today are so upsessed with their phones." - Grandma
"Tell me about it. Ever since I told Brad about Coachella, he has decided to googlebomb every band that's playing so he can be familiar with the artists that are performing at the concert." - Laurie
"Tell me about it. Ever since I told Brad about Coachella, he has decided to googlebomb every band that's playing so he can be familiar with the artists that are performing at the concert." - Laurie
by GoGetterCFerg July 17, 2020
Get the Googlebomb mug.“Is Kevin a man or a woman? I can’t tell the difference.” - Charles
“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray
“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray
“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray
“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray
by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020
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