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The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the 53rd date rulemug. A person who is both classy and an asshole. Classholes are usually male, but the term “classhole” can sometimes apply to females. This demographic of dudes lives vicariously in their $100 polyester golf polos, khaki shorts and Sperry’s. They drink more beer than they should and tend to escalate fights. If they’re wearing jeans, they usually wear Wranglers or Levi’s. Inspired by the short-lived TV show on the Family Guy episode “Brian Griffin’s House of Payne.”
“Why are frat boys so obnoxious?” - Chelsea
“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Classholemug. The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.
“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Get the Sexually distinctivemug. "Kids today are so upsessed with their phones." - Grandma
"Tell me about it. Ever since I told Brad about Coachella, he has decided to googlebomb every band that's playing so he can be familiar with the artists that are performing at the concert." - Laurie
"Tell me about it. Ever since I told Brad about Coachella, he has decided to googlebomb every band that's playing so he can be familiar with the artists that are performing at the concert." - Laurie
by GoGetterCFerg July 17, 2020
Get the Googlebombmug. “Here’s an idea for an invention. The MacroWave, it’s like a microwave, but it can heat up larger things like a Thanksgiving Turkey!” - Tyler
“It’s a bilyo. I love it. Let’s build one right now!” - Nolan
“It’s a bilyo. I love it. Let’s build one right now!” - Nolan
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the It’s a bilyomug. “Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
Get the With a gun to your headmug. “Is Kevin a man or a woman? I can’t tell the difference.” - Charles
“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray
“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray
“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray
“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray
by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020
Get the Androphobicmug.