GoGetterCFerg's definitions

Galedictorian

A subgroup of audacious, genuinely smart ladies. Like valedictorians, they’re capable of demonstrating high intelligence while living like normal people

“Apparently Elizabeth Warren is running for President. Wasn’t she the governor of Massachusetts?” - Kevin

“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will

“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin

*Kevin and Will fist bump*

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Poo-Chi

A robot dog and electronic toy designed by Tiger Electronics. Very popular in the 2000s.

“Since when did you have a robot Rottweiler?” - Grayson

“That’s a Poo-Chi. It’s an amazing robot dog! Comes with a bone and everything!”

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Boneriffic

Feeling so excited, you’re getting an erection.

“I just asked Mandy to prom and she said yes!” - Chris

“Congrats! I’m excited for you! How do you feel right now?“ - Kyle

“I’m feeling boneriffic.” - Chris

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Talk in cursive

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.

“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Grover Cleveland effect

The idea of a U.S. President serving two non-consecutive terms. Named after Grover Cleveland, the only U.S. President who served two non-consecutive terms.

“If Donald Trump loses the election to Joe Biden, he will run again in 2024.” - Steve Bannon

“You’re kidding. Trump will be in prison. He screwed us all.” - Nancy Pelosi

“He’s out there throwing a mantrum, and will be pissed off if he loses the election!” - Steve Bannon

“What a crybaby. Didn’t Grover Cleveland serve as President twice at one time in his life?” - Nancy Pelosi

“Yes, he did, Nancy. Now that you mention it, this idea of running for President for two non-consecutive terms will be known as the Grover Cleveland effect.” - Steve Bannon

by GoGetterCFerg October 19, 2020

Googlebomb

To make 20-50 Google searches within an hour.

"Kids today are so upsessed with their phones." - Grandma

"Tell me about it. Ever since I told Brad about Coachella, he has decided to googlebomb every band that's playing so he can be familiar with the artists that are performing at the concert." - Laurie

by GoGetterCFerg July 17, 2020

Androphobic

An adjective used to describe someone who is against non-binary people.

“Is Kevin a man or a woman? I can’t tell the difference.” - Charles

“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray

“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray

by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020