GoGetterCFerg's definitions

Talk in cursive

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.

“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

53rd date rule

The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.

“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter

“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle

“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter

“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Sation

An informal way of saying “conversation.”

“Hey dude, I couldn’t help but notice y’all were having a political discussion about banking and venture capitalism.” - Joe

“Please tell me you weren’t eavesdropping.” - Greg

“Are you interested in being a venture capitalist?” - Chris

“No, I was just casually listening to the sation between you guys.” - Joe

by GoGetterCFerg September 16, 2021

Sexually distinctive

The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.

“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey

“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent

“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert

“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

With a gun to your head

The state of being able to quickly remember something.

“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen

“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt

“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

It’s a bilyo

Affirmation exclaimed when stating that something has potential or would be a fantastic idea.

“Here’s an idea for an invention. The MacroWave, it’s like a microwave, but it can heat up larger things like a Thanksgiving Turkey!” - Tyler

“It’s a bilyo. I love it. Let’s build one right now!” - Nolan

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Androphobic

An adjective used to describe someone who is against non-binary people.

“Is Kevin a man or a woman? I can’t tell the difference.” - Charles

“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray

“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray

by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020