GoGetterCFerg's definitions

Grover Cleveland effect

The idea of a U.S. President serving two non-consecutive terms. Named after Grover Cleveland, the only U.S. President who served two non-consecutive terms.

“If Donald Trump loses the election to Joe Biden, he will run again in 2024.” - Steve Bannon

“You’re kidding. Trump will be in prison. He screwed us all.” - Nancy Pelosi

“He’s out there throwing a mantrum, and will be pissed off if he loses the election!” - Steve Bannon

“What a crybaby. Didn’t Grover Cleveland serve as President twice at one time in his life?” - Nancy Pelosi

“Yes, he did, Nancy. Now that you mention it, this idea of running for President for two non-consecutive terms will be known as the Grover Cleveland effect.” - Steve Bannon

by GoGetterCFerg October 19, 2020

Buckle

An expensive retail store where divorced stay-at-home moms, private school kids, cowgirls and women who are the youngest siblings in their families go to shop for jeans. Popular brands of jeans sold at Buckle include Big Star, Miss Me and Rock Revival. They even have a massive selection of flare jeans.

“I’m about to go to the Buckle and buy 4 pairs of Rock Revivals because they’re so cute and they make my booty look awesome!” - Stephanie

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Rock Revival jeans

A brand of designer jeans worn by women. They're similar to Miss Me jeans, but they contain reverse fleur-de-lis on every back pocket. They come in a better selection and last longer than Miss Me jeans.

"You look really good in those jeans. What brand are you wearing? - Heath

"Aw, thank you! I'm wearing Rock Revival jeans, and I love them!" - Laura

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Sexually distinctive

The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.

“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey

“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent

“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert

“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

With a gun to your head

The state of being able to quickly remember something.

“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen

“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt

“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Googlebomb

To make 20-50 Google searches within an hour.

"Kids today are so upsessed with their phones." - Grandma

"Tell me about it. Ever since I told Brad about Coachella, he has decided to googlebomb every band that's playing so he can be familiar with the artists that are performing at the concert." - Laurie

by GoGetterCFerg July 17, 2020

Androphobic

An adjective used to describe someone who is against non-binary people.

“Is Kevin a man or a woman? I can’t tell the difference.” - Charles

“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray

“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray

by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020