GoGetterCFerg's definitions

53rd date rule

The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.

“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter

“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle

“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter

“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Sation

An informal way of saying “conversation.”

“Hey dude, I couldn’t help but notice y’all were having a political discussion about banking and venture capitalism.” - Joe

“Please tell me you weren’t eavesdropping.” - Greg

“Are you interested in being a venture capitalist?” - Chris

“No, I was just casually listening to the sation between you guys.” - Joe

by GoGetterCFerg September 16, 2021

Rock Revival jeans

A brand of designer jeans worn by women. They're similar to Miss Me jeans, but they contain reverse fleur-de-lis on every back pocket. They come in a better selection and last longer than Miss Me jeans.

"You look really good in those jeans. What brand are you wearing? - Heath

"Aw, thank you! I'm wearing Rock Revival jeans, and I love them!" - Laura

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Boneriffic

Feeling so excited, you’re getting an erection.

“I just asked Mandy to prom and she said yes!” - Chris

“Congrats! I’m excited for you! How do you feel right now?“ - Kyle

“I’m feeling boneriffic.” - Chris

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Talk in cursive

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.

“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

It’s a bilyo

Affirmation exclaimed when stating that something has potential or would be a fantastic idea.

“Here’s an idea for an invention. The MacroWave, it’s like a microwave, but it can heat up larger things like a Thanksgiving Turkey!” - Tyler

“It’s a bilyo. I love it. Let’s build one right now!” - Nolan

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Pearl Harbor

To block a person on a social media platform, usually in the blink of an eye.

“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy

“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky

“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020