samoas

Bomb ass girl scout cookies with the drizzled chocolate zigzags on the top.
I better get some samoas before I kill you all.
by Gnappy June 05, 2007
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ass deep

adj. A statement of one's level of commitment or enthusiasm superseding balls deep. Though not physically possible, it paints a damn vivid picture of how far one is willing to go.
Boy 1: How long have you been sitting there playing Call of Duty?

Boy 2: Four days, sixteen hours and three deathmatches.

Boy 1: You are ass deep in that shit. Go Bathe.
by Gnappy February 18, 2010
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dreams

A shedding of the subconscious control that humanity has placed on you. In dreams nobody but yourself can impose limitation on you, and that which can be imagined, can be so.
Dreams are the stuff life is made of.
by Gnappy December 27, 2008
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roomship

A rooomship is a relationship between two roommates; Be it in a dorm, apartment, or prison. (see cellmate)A roomship can exist wherever two or more people regularly sleep in the same vicinity.
Girl 1: Ever since you decided that you want the entire lacrosse team inside you, our roomship has fallen apart!!!
Slut: Whatever...
by Gnappy October 20, 2008
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ditching school

Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped Mr. Wendell's ass with a towel.

Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.

Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
Teacher: Is Sean ditching school?
Student: No, he got hit by a bus.
by Gnappy December 26, 2008
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ditching school

Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped that teacher's ass with a towel.

Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.

Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
Teacher: Is Sean ditching school?
Student: No, he got hit by a bus.
by Gnappy December 27, 2008
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fubar

The situation of Iraq after a good ol' fashioned American FUCKING.
Vietnam anyone? fubar.
by Gnappy July 12, 2007
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