dogumentary

A documentary on dogs or people who have mastered the art of doggy style.

Have you seen that dogumentary showed last night on taking it from behind? SOOO GOOOD!

by GlazeHer March 14, 2017

Hoggressive

An aggressive Ho.

My girl walked in and threw me on the bed like a boss bitch, she so Hoggressive!

by GlazeHer July 02, 2014

novocado

When you order avocado at a restaurant and either they don't have it, or they don't include it when the meal comes.

This is the second time I've ordered avocado and it was MIA, more like novocado!

by GlazeHer June 15, 2016

road drip

When someone takes a road trip and ejacuates at some point during the trek.

Oh man, I drove from San Diego to Tempe & when my girl gave me road head, the road trip turned into a road drip. Know what I mean?!?!

by GlazeHer November 03, 2016

celebang

Celebrate by way of banging

I'm so proud of you getting the promotion that we should celebrate by banging all night, we'll celebang!

by GlazeHer January 16, 2014

snore noise

a literal noise one makes as a response to something dumb and/or they don't want to respond to, acting like they've fallen asleep

The snore noise is my go-to response any time some turd at a bar tries to hit on me, works every time. I highly recommend it.

by GlazeHer August 24, 2016

opooportunity

When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.

Brad had to shit for an hour but because he was at his girlfriend's parent's anniversary party, he couldn't find the right opooportunity until the old folks retired for the evening, then he let the floodgates open.

by GlazeHer March 08, 2016