Definitions by GlazeHer

opooportunity 

When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.

Brad had to shit for an hour but because he was at his girlfriend's parent's anniversary party, he couldn't find the right opooportunity until the old folks retired for the evening, then he let the floodgates open.

opooportunity by GlazeHer March 8, 2016

robzy 

Wearing your robe all day, maintaining a cozy state.

It rained all day so we stayed robzy on the couch with movies and cocktails.

robzy by GlazeHer March 3, 2016

bong cemetery 

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"

bong cemetery by GlazeHer November 23, 2015

clitory 

the history of the clitorous

My Dad's knowledge of clitory is pretty unbeatable.

clitory by GlazeHer July 25, 2015

titistics 

titistics is the study of the collection, analysis, interpretation, presentation, and organization of tits

Dave used titistics to analyze the types, sizes and number of tits in the bar

titistics by GlazeHer July 10, 2015

laughoholic 

Someone who is addicted to laughing, because life is so damn good, and shit is so fucking funny.

Karazy keeps distracting me during these conference calls because she's such a laughoholic.

laughoholic by GlazeHer July 6, 2015

work before twerk 

Meaning a lady has to get her work done before the freak can get her twerk on

Bro: "Hey girl, ya wanna meet at the club?"
Ho: "I'm a boss bitch and need to finish up some deliverables this evening, maybe next time."
Bro: "Ah, work before twerk. Get it girl."
Ho: "Gotta make that coin!"

work before twerk by GlazeHer July 5, 2015