GlazeHer's definitions

understoned

When you are super stoned with your lifelong best friend, not really forming complete sentences or making much sense, yet you still understand each other.

Although Lisa and Kara consumed 100mg each of delicious edibles, they still understood each other... without even saying a word, they simply just understoned each other.

by GlazeHer March 1, 2020

Pooperina

A ballerina who has shit themselves.

I was so nervous for my ballerina recital that I shat myself, I am now known as the "Pooperina"!

by GlazeHer June 11, 2025

HOppointment

Making an appointment to have sex with your Ho.

Hey girl, when can you pencil me in your schedule for a HOppointment?

by GlazeHer June 12, 2014

get a wife

A term a female uses when a man expects her to cook, clean and shut her mouth without having a ring on it.

wuss: "Hey babe, why isn't this dinner hot?!?!"
puss: "Heat that ish up in the microwave or best get a wife!"
wuss: "truth."

by GlazeHer July 2, 2014

bronever

When someone refuses to ever act like a bro.

I vow to never act like a frat boy, that shit will bronever happen!

by GlazeHer March 6, 2020

muff muff gash

Similar to puff puff pass, only referring to vagina instead of marijuana.

Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

bangbors

Neighbors who bang

Dick and Jane were bangbors for years until Jane moved out of state.

by GlazeHer February 14, 2014