Gjord's definitions

Thanks Obama

Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.

CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Obame

Bary Husane Obame

44th "president" in the history of America

Seinfeld2000: "Presedent Bary Husane Obame sell America to Tibet while hard working Amercans asleep at night. When Jary wake up hes basicaly a slave now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Hunter

A gigachad playboy who triggers low-life conservative pundits. Loves coke and treats his favorite sex workers like queens.

"We must find Hunter's laptop!"
"Damn, yall must be thirsty for the Hunter nudes"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

100 Million

The amount of people who died in Vuvuzela due to dick shrinkage after George Soros imported the soybean to the country in 1984.

"Communism is when no iphone and 100 million dead"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Drumpf

Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions

CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Lawyer dawg

Also spelled lawyer dog or lawyerdog. A canine lawyer. The most prestigious and highest paying job a canine can have. They're usually very cute because they have glasses and they carry their briefcases in their mouth. According to the sixth amendment, you are entitled to a lawyer dawg in the United States.

1: "Just give me a lawyer dawg"
2: "OK."

by Gjord September 5, 2022

email

Something people with jobs use to communicate. Conservatives over 50 really hate them, no one really knows why.

1: "HILLARY'S EMAILS HUNTER'S LAPTOP UKRAINE VUVUZELA CHYNA 1984 100 MILLION DEAD"
2: "OK Boomer"

by Gjord August 15, 2022