Gjord's definitions

KHive

The new n-word.

DNC plant: "As a gay black man, I was once called KHive on Twitter which is the most offensive thing anyone can say to me, a gay black man"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

George Orwin

A great conservative patriot who said in 1984 that peak communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word.

"I AM BEING SILENCED BY THE WOKE MOB! 1984 GEORGE ORWIN!"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Hunter

A gigachad playboy who triggers low-life conservative pundits. Loves coke and treats his favorite sex workers like queens.

"We must find Hunter's laptop!"
"Damn, yall must be thirsty for the Hunter nudes"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Drumpf

Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions

CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Lawyer dawg

Also spelled lawyer dog or lawyerdog. A canine lawyer. The most prestigious and highest paying job a canine can have. They're usually very cute because they have glasses and they carry their briefcases in their mouth. According to the sixth amendment, you are entitled to a lawyer dawg in the United States.

1: "Just give me a lawyer dawg"
2: "OK."

by Gjord September 5, 2022

email

Something people with jobs use to communicate. Conservatives over 50 really hate them, no one really knows why.

1: "HILLARY'S EMAILS HUNTER'S LAPTOP UKRAINE VUVUZELA CHYNA 1984 100 MILLION DEAD"
2: "OK Boomer"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Make America Greta Again

Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.

"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"

by Gjord August 29, 2022