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A plague started in the United States during the 2016 presidential election. Symptoms include: irrational thought, ignorant opinions and loss of common sense. Leads to widespread devolution and stupidity in modern human society.
"I used to think my friends had their heads on straight, but it looks like they've come down with the MAGAKAG."
MAGAKAG by Staav December 17, 2018
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"Libtards can't even magakag. Sad!"
magakag by Gjord August 29, 2022

Magasaga 

The process in which u shit out of ur ass to prevent from being raped.

It is very effective and problably is used very often.

Girl: i'm afraid to walk down the street alone

Boy: hey dont worry if anything happens and u get raped.. just Magasaga

Girl: o thanks for the tip.
Magasaga by james609 June 2, 2007

magalagg 

When A sneaky Bastard Is Plotting Against You Or Insulting You Behind Your Back

A Coward

When You Feel Immature And You Want To Shout Something Random
John: Wow i cant believe Tom wont go on that rollercoaster
Steve: Yeh what a magalagg

Kim: Wow that slag is talking about you

Jess: Yeh what magalagg

Tom: MAGALAGG!
magalagg by ChickenSyrup September 1, 2009

magafaga 

BOI YOU A MAGAFAGA!!!!!
magafaga by ORION360 October 30, 2018

magamagot 

Magamagot- is someone who is very obtuse.
Those people are magamagots.

magagagagagagag 

An abbreviation for the phrase "make america great and glorious and good and gruesome and gigantic and gluey and gooey"
Person 1: "what does your hat say?"
Person 2: "oh, it says 'MAGAGAGAGAGAGAG'. you wanna know what it stands for?"
Person 1: "no, not really."
magagagagagagag by thorogoldd July 17, 2025
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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