7 definitions by Ginger Lariat

The method you use to hide that random boner.
Give me a second, I need to up tuck and run to hide my hard on.
by Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011
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You just wake up from a glorious night filled with passion, intercourse, and sado masachism. Your hungry and French Toast sounds perfect. Instead of dipping your bread in a bowl filled with cracked eggs, you dip it into a bowl filled with vagina juice. You fry them up perfectly and enjoy them with butter, syrup, and a little cum.
O baby, that wonderbread hit the spot perfectly after that awesome night!
by Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011
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You take your girl on a nice date on the links. Your standing on the first tee box, new Calaway driver in hand, ready to launch a ball down the fairway, when she launches your balls down her throat. You proceed to hit anyway as you tea bag her on the tee.
I shot an 80 today because she gave me a callaway cum.
by Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011
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Dude, my asshole is hurting so bad because I used a kevin last night.
by Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011
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While on a jog together, you recieve a hand job. When you ejaculate, she has to run and try to catch the cum in her mouth.
Today, I recieved a happy ending to my jog when she gave me a running man.
by Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011
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The act of recieving an under water blow job in a hot tub. Upon completion, she lets the cum rise to the surface where she proceeds to skim it out with her tongue while she plays with your balls.
Dude, my ass is so pruny right now because during my noorkle, bitch had to keep surfacing for air.
by Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011
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Your at a party where you are getting hammered. The feeeling of drunk enters your body, but it is not alone, the feeling of horny is with it. You are now ridged like a bread stick. You post up in the party and eagle eye that one girl that suits your fancy. When you spot her, you approach and say those special words that all girls want to her, "Sup beautiful, wanna fuck?!" You proceed to grab her hand and pull her to an empty bed room where you get busy, real fucking busy. The next morning, your bragging to all your friends that you bagged this one chick when you notice your buddy is histarical. He then tells you that he fucked a girl in that same bed, but he pulled out and came all over the bed. Tat bed was soaked with your buddies swimmers and you bagged that random chick on top of that shit.
Dude, you old greged that chick because I came all over that bed, dumbass.
by Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011
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