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Definitions by Ginger Barbarian.

Rat Twatter 

Clive you’re a dirty rat twatter, what happens if your Barbra finds out? I am sure she’d cut off your tail and stuff in reet up your arse hole.

Lung Water 

When a fag end has been extinguished is a can of fizzy pop.
Oi Clive, I just put my cig out in that can of coke and Brenda drank the lung water. Fucking mucky bitch!
Lung Water by Ginger Barbarian. November 18, 2020

Tactical Cropping 

Knocking out a crafty shit down the old trouser leg.
Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.
Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

crossfit cunt 

A fucking nonce that wears nothing but CrossFit clothing, they also insist on doing lots of high fives and loud whoops when they have lifted piss poor weights. CrossFit slags are incapable of completing a full rep and can often be seen dropping light weights as their feeble bodies cannot take the strain. If you go to the gym and see a cunt he will likely be conducting a CrossFit routine.
Hey....I so dog tits Toby doing CrossFit in the gym, his body was gopping. To be honest he looked like a dropped yogurt, what a CrossFit cunt.

Swarfing 

To store inordinate amounts of bell end cheeder in the old angry sleeping bag, once the dirty fungi is ready have the Mrs chow down on sausage and cheese.
Colin I have been grafting like ten men saving up all my foreskin fromage”

“Christ Trevor your cock must smell like a shit smugglers duffel bag”

“Ha ha it does, Dawn best be in the mood for some swarfing tonight”
Swarfing by Ginger Barbarian. April 6, 2019

Qwumfing 

The act of sniffing bike seats
Hey! I so Joan from down the street Qwumfing Kevin’s grifter.
Qwumfing by Ginger Barbarian. March 25, 2019