crossfit cunt

A fucking nonce that wears nothing but CrossFit clothing, they also insist on doing lots of high fives and loud whoops when they have lifted piss poor weights. CrossFit slags are incapable of completing a full rep and can often be seen dropping light weights as their feeble bodies cannot take the strain. If you go to the gym and see a cunt he will likely be conducting a CrossFit routine.
Hey....I so dog tits Toby doing CrossFit in the gym, his body was gopping. To be honest he looked like a dropped yogurt, what a CrossFit cunt.
by Ginger Barbarian. August 17, 2019
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Tactical Cropping

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.
by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020
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Rat Twatter

Clive you’re a dirty rat twatter, what happens if your Barbra finds out? I am sure she’d cut off your tail and stuff in reet up your arse hole.
by Ginger Barbarian. June 07, 2021
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dropped pizza

Similar to the punched lasagne. When a fat cunt of a woman’s vadge is so foul it resembles a dropped pizza.
Crumbs Carl, her axe wound was a mess it looked like a dropped pizza.
by Ginger Barbarian. December 08, 2017
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club money

The act of spewing noxious fumes from your anal snapper.
Christ almighty don have you dropped you’re fucking club money.
by Ginger Barbarian. May 18, 2018
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Swarfing

To store inordinate amounts of bell end cheeder in the old angry sleeping bag, once the dirty fungi is ready have the Mrs chow down on sausage and cheese.
“Colin I have been grafting like ten men saving up all my foreskin fromage”

“Christ Trevor your cock must smell like a shit smugglers duffel bag”

“Ha ha it does, Dawn best be in the mood for some swarfing tonight”
by Ginger Barbarian. April 06, 2019
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A gash that’s so ginormous and hairy only a teenager on benifits would go there.
Hey don, that fat twat had a fuck hole like a stab wound in a gorillas back.
by Ginger Barbarian. December 08, 2017
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