Ginger Barbarian.'s definitions

stab wound in a gorillas back

A gash that’s so ginormous and hairy only a teenager on benifits would go there.

Hey don, that fat twat had a fuck hole like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.

Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

by Ginger Barbarian. October 17, 2019

Tactical Cropping

Knocking out a crafty shit down the old trouser leg.

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020

club money

The act of spewing noxious fumes from your anal snapper.

Christ almighty don have you dropped you’re fucking club money.

by Ginger Barbarian. May 18, 2018

appaullings

Simply put having no sexual technique.

Ha ha I just so appaullings pumping and his technique was shite.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 10, 2017

dropped pizza

Similar to the punched lasagne. When a fat cunt of a woman’s vadge is so foul it resembles a dropped pizza.

Crumbs Carl, her axe wound was a mess it looked like a dropped pizza.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

Swarfing

To store inordinate amounts of bell end cheeder in the old angry sleeping bag, once the dirty fungi is ready have the Mrs chow down on sausage and cheese.

“Colin I have been grafting like ten men saving up all my foreskin fromage”

“Christ Trevor your cock must smell like a shit smugglers duffel bag”

“Ha ha it does, Dawn best be in the mood for some swarfing tonight”

by Ginger Barbarian. April 6, 2019