When you pound someone’s bootyhole so hard it makes their body implode and your dick comes out of out their skull.
by Get away dad! February 28, 2019
by Get away dad! February 27, 2019
A skinny penis; sharp as a razor. Not allowed at airports, schools (unless under 5 inches), government building, stadiums. Must be registered with the ATF if model 69 or higher. If longer than 11.5 inches it is considered an Assult Leanis.
Jim: "What happened to Carlos?"
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."
by Get away dad! February 27, 2019
If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.
General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.
by Get away dad! February 28, 2019
A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.
by Get away dad! March 09, 2019
by Get away dad! April 01, 2019