Definitions by Get away dad!

Congestion Errection 

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

Congestion Errection by Get away dad! April 1, 2019

Jacking off

A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.

I was Jacking Off last night to cheese grader hentai

Jacking off by Get away dad! March 9, 2019

Assult Leanis 

If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.

General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.

Assult Leanis by Get away dad! February 28, 2019

Gayopolis 

A city of faggots

New York is a Gayopolis.

Gayopolis by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Leanis

A skinny penis; sharp as a razor. Not allowed at airports, schools (unless under 5 inches), government building, stadiums. Must be registered with the ATF if model 69 or higher. If longer than 11.5 inches it is considered an Assult Leanis.

Jim: "What happened to Carlos?"
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."

Leanis by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

The Zap

A hardcore sex position in which you thrust 600 volts in someones asshole.

"Yo babe you want fuck?"
"Nah lemme hit you with The Zap"

The Zap by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Bleach 

A drink originated from California.

23% Total Fat 15g.
28% Saturated Fat 5.6g.
13% Cholesterol 40mg.
33% Sodium 790mg.
7% Potassium 229mg.
1% Total Carbohydrates 2.6g.
0% Dietary Fiber 0g.
Sugars 0g.

Fuck man, I wish I was sipping bleach right now.

Bleach by Get away dad! February 27, 2019