Get away dad!'s definitions

Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 1, 2019

Jacking off

A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.

I was Jacking Off last night to cheese grader hentai

by Get away dad! March 9, 2019

Assannihilate

When you pound someone’s bootyhole so hard it makes their body implode and your dick comes out of out their skull.

Dad get away or else I Assannihilate you.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

DictionaryDicks

People who put their enemies name on urban dictionary and write something shitty.

Don't you just hate DictionaryDicks? Always fucking up this site.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Spooky Dooky

When you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to take a shit.

Yesterday I had to take a fat Spooky Dooky. I haven't felt the same since.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Leanis

A skinny penis; sharp as a razor. Not allowed at airports, schools (unless under 5 inches), government building, stadiums. Must be registered with the ATF if model 69 or higher. If longer than 11.5 inches it is considered an Assult Leanis.

Jim: "What happened to Carlos?"
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

The Zap

A hardcore sex position in which you thrust 600 volts in someones asshole.

"Yo babe you want fuck?"
"Nah lemme hit you with The Zap"

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019