Assannihilate

When you pound someone’s bootyhole so hard it makes their body implode and your dick comes out of out their skull.

Dad get away or else I Assannihilate you.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Spooky Dooky

When you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to take a shit.

Yesterday I had to take a fat Spooky Dooky. I haven't felt the same since.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Gayopolis

A city of faggots

New York is a Gayopolis.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

The Zap

A hardcore sex position in which you thrust 600 volts in someones asshole.

"Yo babe you want fuck?"
"Nah lemme hit you with The Zap"

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Vacupation

When you attempt to masterbait with a vacum cleaner, but it somehow turns on amputating your dick.

911 what’s youre emergency?
Uh hi miss...
So today I was playing with my vacuum cleaner, right?
And uh...
I managed to amputate my penis.
What is your adress we will send a ambulance over there immidetly. Vacupations are no joke out here in Texas.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Leanis

A skinny penis; sharp as a razor. Not allowed at airports, schools (unless under 5 inches), government building, stadiums. Must be registered with the ATF if model 69 or higher. If longer than 11.5 inches it is considered an Assult Leanis.

Jim: "What happened to Carlos?"
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Assult Leanis

If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.

General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.

by Get away dad! February 28, 2019