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susage

a massage that ends up with a blowjob
"Myrtle give me a susage now bitch.. theres a fiver in it for ye"
by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008
mugGet the susagemug.

Scimpy

Someone who acts scummy, whilst simultaneously acting gimpy, may be called scimpy. Either that or an alternative for a complete cunt.
Would ye' ever fuck off ye' wee scimpy bastard ye'.
by Gerald Fawcett February 4, 2008
mugGet the Scimpymug.

jesus

A probably fictional man (a derivative one at that) who lived roughly 2000 years ago. He was said to be the son of god (mostly said by himself). Notable for performing several party tricks, for example turning water into wine, feeding 5000 people with limited supplies and rising from the dead. He had 12 lingers on, a couple of which fucked him over big style, most notably Judas. Appears heavily in the new testament of the best selling novel “The Bible” which spawned a cult following known as Christians. Sometimes his name may be used as term of mild annoyance or a word to stress other words.
"jesus josephine"

"jesus dave no fucking need for it"
by gerald fawcett February 23, 2008
mugGet the jesusmug.

H.U.F.

When unable to remember the proceedings during which you are blacked out from drinking or drug use, This period of time is known as HUF (Hours Unaccounted For)
"fuck sake man, drank a bottle of jack and banged 3 E's, cant mind a fucking thing, at least 6 H.U.F.”
by gerald fawcett March 3, 2008
mugGet the H.U.F.mug.

k-mill

a drink consisting of gin, 80 proof peach schnaps, water, famous grouse (scotch and cola
"hey karl make me another K-mill"
by gerald fawcett October 11, 2008
mugGet the k-millmug.

stotious

irish term for a state of total Inebriation
"fuck sake sir, you're stotious"
by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008
mugGet the stotiousmug.

futer

"i futered with the radio and found a fucked up station"

"stop it ye futurin' bastard"
by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008
mugGet the futermug.

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