George W. Bush's definitions

carrot

Some vegetable from Afghanistan. Could be Bin Ladin's secret plan to kill us all.

Don't eat your carrots. They may be WMDs.

by George W. Bush June 23, 2003

UGP

Unitary Guerilla Platoon - One of the oldest Counter-Strike teams in the Universe. Owned and operated by the oldest man on Earth, SirScoots. SirScoots started his career playing with Jesus of Nazareth.

UGP is the greatest team on the planet, except when they dont practice and when playing on fire and when playing any team that does practice more and also except when playing against mexicans.

Wow, UGP just raped us, Newman is soo hot.

by George W. Bush September 13, 2004

deadbeat dad

A father separated from a child's mother who refuses to pay maintenence or buy anything for said child.

"That Dave is a deadbeat dad, I hate him."

by George W. Bush July 9, 2003

ass basket

rectum, interior anus.

"Tell him he can lick out my ass basket if he thinks he's coming in here again."

by George W. Bush February 15, 2003

wildboyz

a damn good example of a homo erotic show.

he's in denial of his "gayness" just like the wildboyz.

by george w. bush April 25, 2005

javraj

the man of the hour. always arrives in style. he only lives for coolness. damn pessimist.

i wish i could be javraj.

by george w. bush January 7, 2004

Shahriar

1. A persian name meaning (wang) "king".
2. A person interested in "microwave shit"
3. Son of evil
see kaffir

1. Did you know that Shahriar is a kaffir?
2. Shahriar charges 2.3c per hour

by George W. Bush June 22, 2003